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Blackness.
Flames begin to lick upwards from the bottom of the screen.
Suddenly all hell breaks loose. Screaming, yelling. Black figures flash
across the foreground, with the flames still burning behind.
There follows a confusion of burning, raping, killing and looting - we
don't clearly see what's going on.
Suddenly we cut to the interior of a hut. The door is in the process of
being broken down. The camera pans onto the close-up face of an
attractive girl who is staring in horrified fascination at the door.
Her arms are white with fresh dough and flour.
Suddenly the door bursts open and a wild-looking Viking leaps into the
hut. He holds a sword. He looks around wildly and then his eyes come to
rest on the girl.
This Viking, I'm afraid, is Erik. We are about to see him in the worst
possible light so be prepared.
The girl, whose name is Helga, cowers, and looks terrified but
resolute.
Erik glances round.
Then slowly he advances on the girl, forcing her back onto a chest.
Erik holds his sword to Helga's throat with his right hand, while his
left hand searches to find the thongs holding up his trousers.
He is clearly having difficulties trying to hold his heavy sword to
Helga's throat at he same time as undoing his trousers. He fumbles and
lowers his sword for a moment.
HELGA Have you done this sort of thing before?
ERIK Me? Of course! I've been looting and pillaging up and down the
coast.
HELGA (looking sceptical) Looting and pillaging, eh?
ERIK (on the defensive) Yes.
HELGA What about the raping?
ERIK Shut up.
HELGA It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
ERIK Sh!
He covers her mouth with his free hand, and looks round to make sure no
one's heard. Then he carries on trying to undo his trousers, but he is
now somewhat more than half-hearted about it.
Helga watches suspiciously.
HELGA Do you LIKE women?
Erik is clearly shocked and stung by the insinuation. He stops.
ERIK Of course I like women... I LOVE 'em.
HELGA (pointing out the obvious) You don't love ME.
ERIK No... right... this is RAPE... Mark you, I'm not saying I
couldn't get to like you... in fact... well, to be quite
honest, I prefer it when there's some sort of mutual feeling
between two people...
HELGA What - rape?
ERIK No. It isn't rape then, is it?
HELGA Oh, get it over with.
ERIK (hesitates again) I don't suppose... no...
HELGA What?
ERIK I don't suppose you... you DO like me at all?
HELGA What d'you expect? You come in here, burn my village, kill my
family and try to rape me...
This is too much for Erik. We withers under the irony.
ERIK I'll kill you if you say anything about this to anyone.
HELGA (puzzled) About raping me?
ERIK About NOT raping you...
HELGA You DON'T like it, do you?
ERIK Well it just seems a little bit crude, that's all.
HELGA What about the killing and looting? That's just as crude, isn't
it?
ERIK Oh well - you've GOT to do them.
HELGA Why? Why have you got to go round killing and looting?
ERIK To pay for the next expedition, of course.
HELGA But that's a circular argument! If the only reason for going on
an expedition is the killing and looting and the only reason
for the killing and looting is to pay for the next expedition,
they cancel each other out.
ERIK Oh! Stop talking as if we were married!
HELGA Well you started it.
ERIK I just said I didn't feel like raping you.
HELGA And I was just saying that rape is no MORE pointless or crude
than all the killing and looting that goes on.
Erik vents of his frustration on the already shattered door.
ERIK Scream.
HELGA Ah.
ERIK Louder.
HELGA Aaagh! Rape!
ERIK (he'd forgotten about that) Oh, thanks
Two more Vikings burst in with eyes blazing. They have the very
unfortunate names of Ernest and Jennifer, but it doesn't really matter,
for reasons which will become obvious very quickly. They are also
slightly drunk.
ERNEST Rape?
JENNIFER Where?
Jennifer the Viking sways and leans against a door post. The marauder's
eyes come to rest on Erik and Helga who are standing, fully clothed,
about six feet apart. They look slightly puzzled.
HELGA He raped me standing up.
There is a pause. Erik looks up at Helga. Why has she saved his face by
telling this lie? Jennifer the Viking turns to Erik.
JENNIFER You finished, then?
ERIK Oh... yes... I suppose so...
ERNEST Right! Me first!
JENNIFER No! I asked!
Ernest leaps on top of Helga and pins her to the ground. Jennifer joins
in. Erik looks stunned for a moment. Then he suddenly leaps to Helga's
defence.
ERIK Leave her alone!
He pulls Jennifer off, but Jennifer fights back. Erik forces Jennifer
back until he falls into the kneading trough. They fight in the dough
for some moments, until Erik runs Jennifer through. The dough is
stained red, and the film is rid of such an inappropriately named
Viking once and for all.
Erik then turns his attention on Ernest who is still on top of Helga.
Without a moment's hesitation, Erik runs him through the back. Ernest
screams. So does Helga. Erik turns white, and pulls out his sword.
Ernest falls over into a heap with his co-misnomer, and Erik kneels
beside Helga to find a bloodstain under her breast where he has
inadvertently run her through. She is clearly not long for this world.
HELGA Thanks for saving me from a fate worse than death.
ERIK I didn't mean to!
HELGA (gasping for breath) Oh, that's all right then... it's the thought...
that counts...
Erik cradles her head and tries helplessly to staunch the blood.
ERIK You told them I raped you - why?
HELGA (dying) I dunno... you looked so... so vulnerable...
ERIK Why should you care?
HELGA (dying) Why... should YOU care?
ERIK Tell me your name?
Helga looks up at him, but dies in his arms, without ever saying her
name.
ERIK Tell me... what IS it...?
Erik realizes she has gone. He gazes at her for some time. He looks
around at the two dead bodies beside them. Then he listens to the
sound of raping and slaughter continuing on the outside. Screams and
bloodthirsty shuts echo alongside the roar of flames and the cries of
animals. The camera tracks into a big close-up on Erik. Superimpose the
title: ERIK THE VIKING:
Second title: TIM ROBBINS.
Mix through to wide shot of the burning village. Figures running here
and there.
Superimpose the rest of the opening titles.
By the last of the opening titles the last of the flames are dying
down.
Cut to a close-up of a very loud-looking Viking screaming into the
camera, as he hurls an axe. This Viking's name is Thorfinn Skull-
Splitter.
The axe thuds into the wall a few inches away from the face of a
frightened girl, Unn, who is pinned to the wall with her braids spread
out. The Vikings are hurling axes at her a la Kirk Douglas in THE
VIKINGS.
Several Vikings sitting at ale-bench, laugh in a rather unpleasant way.
Erik, however, frowns. He is sitting at a table on a dais, next to his
grandfather, the chief of the village. His grandfather almost chokes
with merriment. Erik's mother glances at him with some hostility.
Meanwhile the drunken Thorfinn has just lifted the totally legless Ivar
the Boneless up off the floor and presses an axe into his hand. A
tremor of nervousness ripples round the females in the Mead Hall. Ivar
is clearly in no condition to throw anything, except, perhaps, the
contents of his stomach.
Unn winces.
Finally, amidst much giggling, Ivar throws wildly, and the axe smashes
into a jug being carried by one of the serving girls.
The menfolk erupt into drunken hysterics at this. The women clearly
feel that the occasion is getting out of hand. But before any of them
can work up enough courage to intervene, Thorfinn Skull-Splitter has
thrust an axe into the hands of the even more plastered Sven the
Berserk. Now Sven is not the Viking to let a little matter like not
being able to see straight stop him heaving the axe at a young maiden.
He takes the axe and whirls it wildly over his head. Even the other
drunken Vikings realize this could be dangerous, and they cower behind
the table. Sven lets go of the axe. Unn shuts her eyes prepared for the
worst. There is a dull thud and a grunt and then a whoop of mirth. Unn
opens her eyes to find that the axe has come to rest in the back of a
totally stupefied Viking who merely slumps forward onto the table he is
sitting at. On the opposite side sits Harald Missionary, a rather seedy
cleric who has long since given up trying to convert the pagans and
found solace in their mead. He thinks about intervening, but decides
that it's a bit late really and that he might as well finish off his
ale-cup instead. Grimhild Housewife (his only admirer) refills it for
him.
At this moment, however, the axe-throwers have run out of axes, so, as
they go to retrieve the ones they've thrown, Harald Missionary salves
his conscience by lurching across to the unfortunate Unn.
He pokes his dog-eared bible under her nose.
HARALD If you were thinking of converting, my dear, this would be an
IDEAL opportunity...
UNN Not now!
HARALD (who is used to rebuffs) No, of course not... (he hesitates) You might
not get another chance, you know...
UNN Go away.
At this moment another axe thuds into the wall, speeding up Harald's
desire to get back to the ale-bench.
HARALD Yes, of course... I'll pray for you anyway, my dear...
Suddenly an axe shatters a large earthware vessel.
HARALD Yes.. That's what I'll do...
Harald scuttles back to the ale-bench as fast as he can.
Erik meanwhile, stares in astonishment as, for a fleeting moment, he
sees Helga, the girl he accidentally killed, standing there with her
braids spread out in place of Unn. He shakes his head and the vision
passes.
In the meantime, however, Ivar's mum (perhaps the toughest lady in the
village) has decided that enough is enough.
IVAR'S MUM Let her go!
THORFINN Why?
VIKINGS Yes, why?
SVEN THE BERSERK Why should we let er go?
THORFINN We haven't hit a single braid yet!
The Vikings all guffaw.
Ivar's mum has had enough. She throws the contents of a jug of ale over
Thorfinn. He is shocked, but after the first shock he grins evilly,
because now he's been given carte blanche to do the thing he enjoys
doing most. Without another thought he throws a vicious right hook at
Ivar's mum and lays her out cold.
Erik reacts with disgust.
His grandad, however, gives a whoop of glee.
GRANDAD Whoah! Heee! That showed her!
Meanwhile a little shrivelled old man is jumping up and down.
INGEMUND THE OLD Hey! He hit my wife!
Ingemund starts to go for Thorfinn, but Thorhild beats him to it. She
grabs one of the long-handled cooking griddles from the fires and
swings it at Thorfinn.
Thorfinn, however, ducks, and the red-hot griddle hits Sven the
Berserk, who is standing with his back to Thorfinn.
Sven screams and goes berserk, turning round and hitting Thorfinn who
is now standing upright again.
INGEMUND THE OLD Leave him alone.
Ingemund hits Sven. Thangbrand hits Ingemund and a general fight breaks
out.
Erik's grandad clearly considers this the highlights of the evening,
but Erik looks at it in disgust and at his grandad in despair.
Eventually he gets up and walk out of the Mead Hall.
His grandad notices and frowns. He knows something's wrong with his
grandson but hasn't a clue what it could be. Erik's mother frowns and
nods to his grandad.
Grandad gets up and fights his way through the melee to follow Erik out
of the Hall.
The snow lies thick over the village as Erik's grandfather joins his
grandson beside the little quay. Erik is staring broodily into the
night.
GRANDFATHER What's the matter, son?
Erik doesn't reply. His grandfather glances back at the Mead Hall,
whence the sound of the fight drift across the snow.
GRANDFATHER We're missing all the fun...
ERIK What's it all about?
GRANDFATHER What?
ERIK We toil and labour, we loot and pillage, rape and kill... and
yet...
GRANDFATHER You talking piffle, son?
ERIK Where does it all get us, Grandpa?
GRANDFATHER Who have you been talking to?
ERIK I met this girl...
GRANDFATHER It's always the women that start the trouble.
ERIK She got me thinking...
GRANDFATHER So? What'd you do to her?
Erik stops in his tracks - as if brought up short by the horror of what
he has done.
ERIK I... I... KILLED her...
GRANDFATHER That's my boy!
Erik's grandfather gives him a paternal hug. Erik looks at him and
thinks about the generation gap.
Cut to feet running in the snow. It is day.
ERIK Freya!
Erik looks around him and calls out again.
ERIK Freya!
Erik runs into the distance - a small figure against the dramatic
wintry landscape.
Cut to a remote, barren mountainside.
Erik climbs up into shot, and continues climbing until he reaches a
cave. He enters it. As his eyes get used to the dark he can make out a
few signs of life: a cooking pot on a fire, a straw bed, a pile of
rune-sticks.
ERIK Freya? Freya?
There is a bundle of rags behind Erik. A head rises from it. This is
Freya.
FREYA Ah... Erik... Erik the "Viking"...
It is not clear whether her words are not a little mocking.
FREYA Now what CAN you want with me, Erik the "Viking"?
ERIK I shouldn't have come.
FREYA They will make fun of you for listening to an old woman's
stories?
Erik doesn't reply. Freya watches him craftily.
FREYA Young men are only interested in fighting and killing.
Erik looks up at her sharply. It is as if she has read his mind.
ERIK But has it always been like that, Freya? From the beginning of
time?
Freya doesn't reply. Instead she walks to the mouth of the cave. Erik
follows her. They look out at the grey, desolate landscape. Nothing but
arctic wastes, snow and desolation. Above them the black clouds boil
ceaselessly.
FREYA What do you see, Erik?
ERIK I see the world.
FREYA I it night or day, Erik?
ERIK It is day, of course, Freya.
FREYA Is it summer or winter, Erik?
Erik looks round at the snowy wastes and ten back at Freya, puzzled.
ERIK The winter is past, thank goodness, Freya. It is summer.
Freya puts her face close to Erik's and peers into his eyes.
FREYA Have you ever seen the sun, Erik?
ERIK The sun is up beyond the clouds - where it always is.
FREYA But have you ever seen it? Think back...
ERIK Of course not... but... when I was a child.... I remember a
dream.... it was as if the whole sky was blue...
FREYA The sky WAS blue, Erik... once.
Erik looks at her.
FREYA The Old Stories tell of an age that would come such as this -
when Fenrir the Wolf would swallow the sun, and a Great Winter
would settle upon the world. It was to be an axe age, a sword
age, a storm age, when brother would turn against brother, and
men would fight each other until the world would finally be
destroyed.
Erik looks out across the bleak and gloomy landscape and the black,
boiling clouds in the sky.
ERIK (almost to himself) Then... this is the Age of Ragnarok?
Freya turns to go back into the cave.
ERIK Wait, Freya!
Erik re-enters the cave.
ERIK Is there nothing men can do?
FREYA The Gods are asleep, Erik.
ERIK I will go and wake them up!
Freya turns and looks at him. She clearly enjoys his earnest
enthusiasm, but is afraid he doesn't know what he is talking about.
ERIK Tell me what I must do, Freya!
Freya thinks for some moments. The she speaks.
FREYA Erik... Far out in the midst of the Western Ocean there is a
land... men call it Hy-Brasil. There you will find a horn that
is called Resounding. You must take the Horn Resounding, and
three times you must blow it. The first note will take you to
Asgaard. The second will awaken the Gods, and the third note
will bring you home. But remember... once you are in the spell
of the Horn, hatred will destroy you.
Erik turns to go and then hesitates.
ERIK And will the dead ever return, Freya?
FREYA That I cannot tell you.
Cut to a big close-up of a head being banged on the ground. It is
Thorfinn Skull-Splitter's. The person doing the banging is an enraged
Sven the Berserk.
Suddenly Erik pushes his way through the crowd and separates them.
There is general disgruntlement all round, and murmurs of: "Who does he
think he is?"
ERIK'S GRANDAD What are you doing, Erik? Thorfinn just said Sven's grandfather
died of old age.
INGEMUND THE OLD They must fight to the death.
THORFINN SKULL-SPLITTER That's right! Sven must kill me.
OTHERS Yes. Stay out of this. What's it to do with you? (etc)
Sven grids his teeth and struggles to get at Thorfinn, but Erik still
keeps them apart.
ERIK Aren't you afraid of death, Thorfinn Skull-Splitter?
Thorfinn shrugs.
THORFINN Not death by the sword! It means I shall drink in Valhalla with
the great warriors.
Cut away To Harald Missionary engaged in his usual business of chatting
up any available female.
HARALD MISSIONARY You don't still believe in all that Valhalla stuff, do you?
THORHILD THE FEMALE Go away.
HARALD Fine... right... just checking.
He moves off.
ERIK And you, Sven, aren't you afraid of crossing the Rainbow Bridge
to Asgaard?
SVEN I will join my grandfather there.
THORFINN He's not in Valhalla! He died of old age!
SVEN You liar!
They start trying to kill each other again, and crash through a fence
into the pig-sty. Pigs squeal and run in all directions.
ERIK Stop it!
OTHERS Leave them alone! Keep out of it, Erik!
The others pull Erik away.
GRANDAD There's only one way to settle it.
EVERYONE Yes!
THORFINN He MUST kill me!
EVERYONE Yes! That's right! (etc)
Sven struggles again to oblige, and they both topple into the duck
pond. Erik dives back to keep them apart.
ERIK There is another way.
GRANDAD Who gets killed?
ERIK Nobody gets killed.
THORFINN Oh, well...
He starts attacking Sven again. Erik decides there is only one way to
make his point. He lets fly with his fists and lays both the
antagonists out for a moment.
ERIK But it will be dangerous. Maybe none of us will return.
SNORRI THE MISERABLE Ah well, that's much more sensible than just Thorfinn
getting killed. Shall we all go and pack now?
SVEN What are you talking about, Erik?
ERIK What if we could find Bi-Frost the Rainbow Bridge?
This causes a sensation amongst everyone watching, on the lines of "You
can't do that" and so on. They scoff at Erik.
THORFINN (in disbelief) FIND the Rainbow Bridge?
ERIK Find it... AND cross it!
Super-sensation amongst everyone - except for Harald Missionary who
shakes his head sadly.
HARALD Look! You can't find somewhere that doesn't exist.
GRANDAD (to Harald) Shut up!
Harald shrugs.
SVEN Only the dead reach Asgaard, Erik.
ERIK What's the matter? Are you afraid to try?
Thorfinn and Sven are put on the defensive.
THORFINN Of course we're not afraid to try, but...
Erik rounds on Thorfinn, sensing he had the advantage.
ERIK "But" what?
THORFINN But...
ERIK What?
Thorfinn's mental powers find it hard to articulate any proposition on
such a vast metaphysical concept. Sven comes to his rescue.
SVEN Nobody's ever crossed the Rainbow Bridge to Asgaard.
ERIK We'd be the first!
SNORRI You mean we'd be dead?
ERIK No! We'd be the first living men to set foot in the Halls of
the Gods.
Pause. Uncomfortable shifting.
SVEN But HOW?
ERIK I don't know - but I'm not afraid to try.
THORFINN Well I'M certainly not, either.
SVEN Neither am I.
ERIK Then you'll come.
HARALD But there isn't such a place as... Look...
THORFINN & SVEN Shut up!
ERIK What d'you say?
SVEN Well... I'm game.
THORFINN Me too.
Erik grins. He has persuaded them against their will.
GRANDAD Aren't you going to go on fighting?
SVEN & THORFINN No.
OTHERS Oh...
There is general disappointment all around.
IVAR THE BONELESS Oh, go on...
GRANDAD Just have a bit of a fight.
INGEMUND THE OLD I'LL fight someone.
GRANDAD You're too old.
INGEMUND THE OLD No, I ain't.
Cut to an adze striking timber. The Viking's ship, GOLDEN DRAGON, is
being repaired and fitted out for a JOURNEY. Erik is there, directing
operations.
The camera tracks through all the activity and finally comes to rest on
Keitel Blacksmith. He is a magnificent mountain of a man in an Arnold
Schwarzeneggarish sort of way. He hammers a sword, and sparks fly, but
his eyes keep returning to the preparations for the voyage. Clearly
something is worrying him.
His assistant, Loki, sidles up to him.
LOKI Wish you were going too?
Keitel grunts angrily and plunges the sword into cold water. Steam and
bubbles.
LOKI But you CAN'T because you're too busy.
Keitel pulls the sword out of the water and tests it. It slices like as
razor, Loki watches.
LOKI Ooh, that's a good one! You could charge Halfdan fifteen for
that one.
KEITEL Yes, it is good. But I told him ten.
LOKI You could charge him what you like.
Loki takes the sword from Keitel and stacks it alongside a lot more
freshly made swords.
LOKI You just can't make enough swords and spears and knives and
daggers to satisfy the demand. You could charge Halfdan twenty
and he'd pay it.
KEITEL (shocked) Oh, I couldn't do that! The Blacksmith's Code says...
LOKI Yes yes... of course.... the "Blacksmith's Code"...
Keitel goes back to his forge and pulls out a fresh dollop of white-hot
ore. Loki comes up behind him.
LOKI If this IS the Age of Ragnarok, Keitel Blacksmith, it is GOOD
to us.
KEITEL (banging with his hammer) Can't make enough swords!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
KEITEL Can't make enough axe-heads!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
LOKI But, Keitel, if Erik ever finds the Horn Resounding... if he
ever crosses Bi-Frost, the Rainbow Bridge... if he ever wakens
the gods..
Keitel stops smiting the metal on his forge. He stares into space.
KEITEL They chase Fenrir the Wolf from the sky...
LOKI The Age of Ragnarok ends...
KEITEL The bottom falls out of the sword business!
LOKI It's not just YOUR livelihood that's at stake but your son's,
and the livelihood of ALL blacksmiths.
KEITEL (this touches a nerve in his muscular mind) My brother blacksmiths!
LOKI That's right.
KEITEL The Blacksmith's Code says I must...
LOKI Honour and protect all blacksmiths.
KEITEL (as if reciting his oath) Together we stand!
LOKI You can't let Erik do THAT.
Loki smiles. He has Keitel playing into his hands, although Keitel
doesn't realize it.
Fade.
Cut to some days later. The expedition is set to leave. Thorfinn
Skull-Splitter taking leave of his mum and dad.
THORFINN'S MUM And you've got BOTH axes?
THORFINN Yes, Mother.
THORFINN'S MUM And something to sharpen them with?
THORFINN Yes, Mum.
THORFINN'S MUM And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you.
THORFINN No, Mother.
THORFINN'S MUM And keep your sword greased.
THORFINN Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad.
THORFINN'S DAD And don't forget to was - you know - ALL over.
THORFINN No, Dad.
THORFINN'S MUM And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to
think about it.
THORFINN (mildly) I never do...
Cut to Sven the Berserk who is also being lectured. The lecture is
coming from his father - Ulf the Maddeningly Calm.
SVEN'S FATHER (sotto voce) It's a tradition.
SVEN I know, Dad.
SVEN'S FATHER I was a Berserk for King Harald Fairhair...
SVEN You went berserk...
SVEN'S FATHER I went berserk in every battle I ever fought for King Harald...
SVEN So did your father...
SVEN'S FATHER So did my father and his father before him.
SVEN But it's a responsibility...
SVEN'S FATHER But it's a responsibility being a Berserk.
SVEN I must only let the red rage...
SVEN'S FATHER You must only let the red rage take hold of you in the thick of
battle.
SVEN (losing his temper) I KNOW! I'VE HEARD IT ALL I THOUSAND TIMES!
A sudden silence falls, as all the village turns to stare nervously at
Sven. He goes berserk and demolishes a nearby hut with his head. Ulf
the Maddeningly Calm shakes his head.
SVEN'S FATHER No no... you'll never make a Berserk. If you let it out now
you'll have nothing left for battle...
IVAR'S MUM Besides... it's dangerous.
SVEN'S FATHER (gloomily) It's the end of a family tradition.
In another corner of the village Leif the Lucky is standing with his
pregnant girlfriend.
GIRL Bye, Leif.
LEIF Bye... sorry...
GIRL Yeah... well...
LEIF You will wait?
GIRL What d'you expect me to do?
She takes a bracelet off her arm and gives it to Leif.
GIRL Wear this for luck.
Leif looks at it.
LEIF That's why they call me... Leif the Lucky.
GIRL Please.
Cut to Harald Missionary dumping a bag on board the ship. Grimhild
Housewife is helping him. Snorri looks at him in surprise.
SNORRI YOU coming? You don't even believe in Asgaard.
HARALD I thought I might do a bit of business on the way.
SNORRI You're wasting your time.
HARALD Listen. I've been in this dump for sixteen years and I haven't
made a single convert...
SNORRI There was Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife. You converted HER.
HARALD Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife became a Buddhist, not a Christian.
SNORRI Same thing, isn't it?
HARALD No, it is NOT.
Meanwhile in another part of the village, Loki is strapping a large
consignment of swords onto a pony. He glances round and then sneaks
surreptiously out of the village, over the barren hills of Norway,
under the boiling black skies of Ragnarok.
Back at the quayside, GOLDEN DRAGON is ready for the journey. Erik
addresses the villagers.
ERIK Well... we'll be off now...
Erik's grandad waits for some time before he realizes that Erik isn't
intending to say anything else.
GRANDAD You need to say a bit more than that!
ERIK Oh... er... yes...
The faces of the village-folk turn towards him. There are many moist
eyes. Erik's mother starts to cry.
ERIK Oh, there, Mum... (he turns and addresses everyone) Don't be
sad.... You all know why we're going, so don't grieve. Maybe
untold dangers do lie ahead of us, and some of you may well be
looking at the one you love for the last time...
Someone bursts out sobbing. Erik desperately tries to rally their
spirits.
ERIK But don't grieve! Even tough the Hordes of Muspel tear us limb
from limb... or the Fire Giants burn each and every one of us
to a cinder...
More crying.
ERIK ...though we may be swallowed by the Dragon of the North Sea or
fall off the Edge of the World... don't cry.
More crying.
ERIK No! Don't cry....
By this time most of the village is blubbering profusely.
Cut to Harald Missionary. He has his arm round his weeping girlfriend.
HARALD MISSIONARY Sh... There... it's all fantasy, there's no Dragon of the
North Sea, no Edge of the World...
GRIMHILD HOUSEWIFE That's what YOU say.
ERIK (aside to his Grandad) What's the matter with them?
GRANDAD Just say something cheerful.
ERIK Oh... right! (He can't think of anything) Well.... CHEERS
everybody!
Erik smiles broadly and waves. The entire village stares back at him
with tears in their eyes, and biting their lips. Suddenly one mother
can't hold it back any more.
THORFINN'S MUM Don't go!
Another mother rushes out and grabs Ivar the Boneless.
IVAR'S MUM My son! I don't want you to go!
IVAR I don't want to go, either...
ERIK Oh gods! Please, everybody! Keep calm! It's not certain ALL of
us are going to die... and in any case we may not die HIDEOUS
deaths...
More renewed sobbing. Grandad's eyes go heavenwards.
GRANDAD (to Erik) I think we should go...
ERIK Right. (he turns for a last salute) Farewell... for the last
time... may the gods prevent...
GRANDAD No, don't say anything else!
Suddenly Keitel Blacksmith steps forward. His muscles ripple. His
handsome face radiates heroism and manliness.
KEITEL Wait, Erik!
ERIK Keitel Blacksmith?
They stop and turn.
KEITEL You can't go without me. Who will repair your swords and mend
your shields?
Renewed sobs from the women.
WOMEN Oh, no! Ah, lackaday! Not HIM too!
ERIK What's the matter now?
UNN If Keitel Blacksmith goes with you...
THORHILD We'll have no one to do the things he did for us.
THORKATLA THE INDISCRETE OR sharpen our knives and make our pans.
An awkward silence. The others all turn on her and frown - a bit of
shin-kicking goes on. It's clear that Keitel is popular amongst the
womenfolk. Erik doesn't notice.
ERIK You will have Keitel's assistant, Loki, to do all that.
WOMEN Loki? Eurrgh!
ERIK What's wrong with Loki? He's become very good at blacksmithing.
WOMEN Yes... but...
THORKATLA He's so small and...
The others all shush her up. More shin-kicking.
THORHILD (innocently) Oh, yes... we've got Loki... That's true...
Cut to Loki leading his pony across a bleak landscape. He eventually
stops and looks ahead. There stands a gibbet with two corpses dangling
from it. He is nearing his destination.
Cut back to Erik and his men getting into GOLDEN DRAGON.
Erik notices Thorfinn and Sven quarrelling over Leif the Lucky.
ERIK Hey, you two! What's going on?
SVEN I was sitting there.
LEIF No, you weren't.
THORFINN Leif's sitting here. I need a bit of luck.
LEIF See.
SVEN Look, I bagged it last week.
ERIK It doesn't matter WHERE you sit!
SVEN Yes it does! We could be at sea for months.
ERIK Well, what difference does it make where you're SITTING?
SVEN I don't want to have to sit next to Snorri all that time.
Sven nods towards Snorri the Miserable - an Eeyore of a Viking if ever
there were one.
SNORRI Thank you VERY much indeed.
ERIK Now stop it!
SNORRI It's SO nice to feel wanted.
ERIK Leif, you sit there. Even, you sit there. Harald, you'd better
sit over there...
SNORRI Trust me to get the missionary.
Suddenly Erik notices Sven's father climbing aboard.
ERIK What are YOU doing here?
SVEN'S DAD You may need a real Berserk.
SVEN I AM one, Dad!
ERIK We haven't got a spare place.
IVAR He can have my place. I don't want to go anyway.
ERIK Well, you ARE!
KEITEL Bjorn's not. He could have Bjorn's place.
ERIK What's the matter with Bjorn?
THORFINN Nothing... Halfdan the Black chopped his hand off last night.
ERIK HE was lucky... (to Sven's dad) Sit there.
SNORRI You can't have Sven's father sitting next to Sven. They'll
argue the whole time.
ERIK That's true. (to Sven) YOU'D better sit there. (to Sven's dad)
You there, and Ornulf there.
SNORRI Now you've got all the big ones on one side.
Erik looks around. It is true that all the tall burly ones are on one
side.
ERIK All right, you go there. You here...
Sven's dad and Ornulf swap places.
SVEN'S DAD Ohh! I wanted to sit next to Leif.
ERIK Shut up. You there. You there and you there.
Ivar and Ornulf swap places. Erik surveys this re-arrangement.
ERIK That's better.
SNORRI Now you've got all the ones with beards on one side and all the
moustaches on the other.
This is true. Erik thinks some moments and then:
ERIK It doesn't matter.
They start to haul the sail up. Ropes are released. The boat rocks.
Suddenly a voice cuts through the crowd. It is Erik's mother.
ERIK'S MUM Wait! Wait! Wait!
ERIK What is it? (he is clearly a little embarrassed)
ERIK'S MUM Here, son.
She tries to hand Erik what looks unmistakably like a pillow. Erik is
dumbfounded.
ERIK'S MUM Your father always made sure he could rest his head at night.
Erik is mortified. The others snigger, though not without some sympathy
for Erik. They've ALL been embarrassed by their mums at one time or
another.
ERIK I can't take THAT on a voyage!
ERIK'S MUM It was your father's!
Erik will find it hard to refuse now. But he hesitates.
ERIK'S MUM It was the pillow HE took with him. He said it once saved his
life.
Erik reluctantly takes the precious object. His mother kisses him.
Everyone has fallen silent now. The relatives stand helpless on the
shore as GOLDEN DRAGON starts to drift away from them. The Vikings sit
in their places, hands on the oars looking back at their loved ones.
Erik stands at the prow of GOLDEN DRAGON. For a moment he thinks he
sees the girl he killed, standing, white in death, the spear-wound
still fresh. Erik raises his hand in a half-goodbye.
We cut back to the loved ones, now the girl is no longer there. They
too half-raise their hands.
Erik suddenly turns and gives a shout:
ERIK Huuup!
The oars go up and then into the water, and GOLDEN DRAGON commences her
voyage.
Cut back to GOLDEN DRAGON at sea.
Snorri is feeling queasy and gazing gloomily at the receding coastline
of Norway. Thangbrand is sitting near him and feeling equally queasy.
SNORRI Have a good look... that's the last we'll see of old Norway.
Snorri is desperately trying to control his insides.
SNORRI Goodbye home... goodbye family... goodbye loved ones... (he
starts to throw up) Goodbye lunch...
THANGBRAND Oh! Shut up.
Harald Missionary puts his arm around Snorri.
HARALD You know, my son, our lord said...
SNORRI YOUR lord.
HARALD Quite... MY lord... said: "The Prayer of Faith shall have the
sick."
SNORRI I hope the Dragon of the North Sea gets YOU AND your lord.
Harald Missionary gives him a condescending smile and a weary shake of
the head. He knows the Dragon of the North Sea does not exist.
HARALD Darkness and ignorance...
Meanwhile Ivar the Boneless and Sven the Berserk are both suffering
from the effects of the sea.
SVEN (keeping a wave of nausea down) It's not so bad when you're rowing.
THORFINN SKULL-SPLITTER That's right
Thorfinn gobs onto the whetstone with which he is sharpening his axe.
Sven can control himself no longer. He rushes for the side.
SVEN THE BERSERK I want to die.
This sets off Ivar.
IVAR THE BONELESS Uh oh!
He leaps up and pukes over the side. Mass puking breaks out all over
the boat.
Keitel Blacksmith looks around at his preoccupied shipmates, and it
slowly dawns upon him that this might be the moment to try a little
sabotage.
He goes to the ship's lodestone, which is hanging from the mast. Keitel
glances around. No one is looking, but this sort of covert behaviour
goes against his normally sunny and open disposition.
KEITEL (to himself) The Blacksmith's Code...
He steels himself, takes down the lodestone, snaps out the piece of
metal in the base and throws it over the side.
Keitel hangs it up again on the mast.
THORFINN Are you all right?
IVAR No, I'm not.
THORFINN You don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know.
IVAR How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?
THORFINN I mean many of the greatest sailors were.
Pause.
IVAR I know. I know.
THORFINN Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the
whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke.
IVAR Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL.
Thorfinn pauses and waits for a wave of nausea to creep up on Ivar.
THORFINN He used to puke in his sleep.
IVAR Bastard.
He throws up.
Meanwhile Erik is in the stern, gazing out behind them.
ERIK Thorfinn... look over there.
Thorfinn leaves Ivar and joins Erik.
On the horizon a sinister sail is following them. Thorfinn grins with
evil pleasure. He scents a fight.
Erik turns to the crew.
ERIK Break out the oars!
Thorfinn's smile disappears and he spins round to confront Erik.
THORFINN What are you talking about?
ERIK (to his reluctant crew) Come on, move it!
Most of the men are being sea-sick.
MORD FIDDLE We've only just started cooking lunch.
The crew glance at Mord Fiddle and then throw up again.
ERIK Move it!
Reluctantly the crew take up their rowing positions. Thorfinn
buttonholes Erik (except of course that he doesn't have any
buttonholes).
THORFINN It's Halfdan the Black!
ERIK I know. Snorri! Get your oar out!
Snorri is sitting in position but without his oar. Keitel has meanwhile
joined them. He, too, stares at the horizon. He is a little puzzled by
this turn of events. Loki has said nothing about Halfdan coming after
them.
KEITEL (uneasily) Do you suppose he wants to stop us waking the Gods?
Erik looks at Keitel with a certain amount of contempt. Keitel is not
renowned even amongst these Vikings for his brain-power.
ERIK What do you think?
KEITEL But how could he know... unless...
Keitel stops in mid-sentence as he realizes it must be Loki's doing.
THORFINN (scornfully) So are you going to run away from him, Erik?
Erik turns to Thorfinn.
ERIK Row, Thorfinn Skull-Splitter.
Thorfinn hesitates.
ERIK And you, Keitel Blacksmith.
KEITEL But...
Keitel shrugs and turns to take up his rowing position. He is still a
little confused by this turn of events. Erik confronts Thorfinn.
ERIK I gave an order. Or didn't you hear?
There is something about Erik's manner that carries an authority that
Thorfinn cannot argue with.
ERIK Come on, Ivar.
Erik manhandles Ivar over to his drum and thrusts his drumsticks into
his hands.
Halfdan's ship is twice the size of Erik's and, as Erik is only too
well aware, consequently travels at twice the speed. There is no real
chance of them escaping, unless... Erik suddenly catches sight of a
thick bank of mist in the distance, and steers his ship towards it.
IVAR (still feeling ill) I want to die... (then, suddenly catching sight of
Halfdan's ship behind him) No, I don't!
ERIK Row! Row! Row!
Ivar tries to get into the new rhythm, but has a bit of difficult. As
Halfdan's ship gains on them inexorably, GOLDEN DRAGON glides into the
sea mist. There is a tremendous roll of thunder very close. All the
Vikings look scared. Erik, however, grins.
ERIK Row! Row! Row!
He doubles the speed. The drum beats faster.
SVEN'S DAD (shouts out angrily) We can't keep this up!
Erik grins and then leans on the steering oar. GOLDEN DRAGON curves
around to its left. Then Erik lays his hand on Ivar's drum and silences
it.
ERIK Oars up!
The Vikings ship their oars and sit there in the mist listening to
beating of Halfdan's drum getting closer and closer.
At the final moment, however, Halfdan swings his ship in the opposite
direction from Erik's and the sound of his drum disappears into the
mist. Erik's men breathe a sigh of relief... even Keitel Blacksmith...
Fade.
Fade up some time later. GOLDEN DRAGON is still drifting in the mist.
Erik has his fish-lodestone and is trying the direction, but the
lodestone is just swinging round uselessly. After trying a few times,
Erik gives up and throws the lodestone away into the boat.
The men peer into the thick mist; they are lost.
Suddenly Erik sees something ahead.
ERIK The Gates of the World...
MORD FIDDLE What?
GOLDEN DRAGON silently guides between two weird islands.
ERIK We have passed through the Gates of the World (he looks around
at the other) No we are in the Unknown...
GOLDEN DRAGON drifts on and the mist gets thicker. There is a crash of
thunder. Then a series of flashes lights up the mist around them. The
Vikings are uneasy, sensing a storm brewing. Suddenly Erik points above
them. The others look up too. They all gasp.
ERIK (hardly daring to breathe) So THAT is what the sun looks like!
Above them hangs a luminous yellow globe, its light just breaking
through the mist.
VIKING (to each other) The sun! It's the sun! Look!
SVEN'S DAD (in wonderment) I never though I should live to see the sun again.
HARALD MISSIONARY Where?
The Vikings all gaze up above them in awe. Harald looks from one to the
other and then tries to follow their eyelines. He clearly can't see it.
Magic music fills the air. Suddenly the "sun" swoops off to one side
and starts swaying from one side to another.
ERIK Should the sun do that?
HARALD MISSIONARY What are you looking at?
ERIK Look out!
VIKINGS Ah!
The Vikings scream and flatten themselves against the sides of the
boat, as the "sun" suddenly lurches down on them out of the sky,
revealing for the first time that it is NOT the sun at all but a
strange monster with a long neck that disappears off into the mist and
a glowing globe for a head, and huge chomping jaws. The Vikings are,
understandably, terrified.
VIKINGS It's not the sun! It's not the sun!
HARALD MISSIONARY What is it?
SNORRI It's the Dragon of the North Sea!
HARALD MISSIONARY (knowingly) Ah! THAT'S why I can't see it.
As the Dragon of the North Sea rises up again, however, its jaw
apparently drops off and falls to the deck, and lands on Snorri.
SNORRI Aaah!
Keitel nervously picks it up and holds it up for everyone to see. I is
a strand of sea-weed. The Vikings are non-plussed. They look back at
their now jawless monster. Harald Missionary picks up the sea-weed.
HARALD Some dragon! Ooh!
He tosses it back amongst his terrifies companions. Suddenly there is
an incredibly loud clap of thunder and flames shoot out of the mist.
SVEN Look out!
As... unbelievably... a huge monstrous visage looms out of the mist...
It is a creature from the nethermost depths of the ocean... and the
incandescent globe is no more than a sprouting on the end of its nose!
More fire shoots out from its nostrils and sends all the Vikings (and
even Harald Missionary) diving for the deck. Then the monstrous head
disappears back into the mist as quickly as it came, taking its light
with it...
The Vikings are paralysed with fear for one brief moment.
ERIK Row! ROW!
They all scramble for the oars in a determined hysteria. Ivar the
drummer, in his panic, has set a ridiculously fast rate and nobody can
keep up with it.
ERIK Slower! Nobody can row at that speed!
IVAR (hoarsely) Sorry.
HARALD What's all the panic about?
SVEN'S DAD (in a panic, shouting back over his shoulder) The Dragon...
Harald gives a patronising smile.
HARALD Children afraid of the dark...
Suddenly there is another roar, and flames shoot out of the mist and
across the deck of GOLDEN DRAGON. One man, Ornolf Fishdriver, who
hasn't had much to say so far, is set on fire. Another, Bjarni
Jerusalem-Farer, who has and will have even less to say then Ornolf
Fishdriver, leaps out of the way of the flames and falls over the side.
THORFINN Man over board!
Thorfinn starts trying to fish him out. Ivar has started to panic and
is beating the drum too fast.
ERIK Slower! In... Out...
IVAR Sorry!
SVEN (his eyes showing their whites) We're being attacked! KILL! Kill! Kill!
SVEN'S DAD Not now, Sven...
SVEN I must KILL! Kill!
SVEN'S DAD It's no good going berserk against a dragon!
Sven's dad slaps him around the face. There is another roar from the
monster. Erik turns to Ivar.
ERIK Faster!
IVAR Make your mind up.
Suddenly the Dragon's head appears out of the mists above them once
again. There is panic amongst the Vikings as some start to row faster
than others. Screams.
ERIK Keep up the strike!
The Dragon's jaws open. Flame licks out, and down the centre of the
vessel. There are screams as the Vikings leap out of the way. Sven goes
berserk again.
SVEN KILL! KILL!
SVEN'S DAD Stop it!
The Dragon's eyes dilate and its jaws open. The men throw themselves to
the deck as if expecting more fire. But instead the creature's fangs
crash into the wood of the stern of GOLDEN DRAGON.
ERIK ROW!
SVEN DEATH!
SVEN'S DAD Shut UP!
ERIK Row!
Erik looks around at his terror-stricken crew. He realizes this is an
important moment. It is up to him to save the situation. Suddenly an
idea occurs to him, as he catches sight of the pillow that his mother
gave him.
ERIK Keep rowing!
Erik dashes to his sea-chest under the mast and pulls out the pillow.
THORFINN Erik! Row! What are you doing?
ERIK (holding up the pillow) It saved my father!
Erik starts to shin up the mast.
SNORRI Barmy.
Sven's dad is desperately holding Sven back.
SVEN'S DAD HOLD it! HOLD it in!
SVEN DEATH TO DRAGONS!
ERIK Row!
SNORRI Has anyone told him we've got a dragon eating our boat?
Erik has reached the top of the mast and is now right up with the
incandescent globe on the end of the long stalk that grows onto the
monster's nose. He grabs hold of it and swings across onto the
monster's nose. At his moment Sven breaks free of his dad and throws
himself onto one of the Dragon's teeth.
SVEN Red mist!
He bangs his head against the monstrous denture. Sven's dad looks
heavenward in despair.
Cut to Harald Missionary who is offering his bible to the petrifies
Vikings in the prow.
HARALD It's at time like this that you'll find this book MOST useful,
you know...
Keitel takes the bible from him and hits him over the head with it.
KEITEL Row! You idiot!
The monster's eyes dilate wildly as they try to focus on the tiny
figure of Erik on its snout. Erik shoves the pillow up one of the
Dragon's nostrils. Snorri watches Erik incredulously. He shakes his
head.
SNORRI His father went crazy too... Used to take forty winks in the
middle of a battle...
Thorfinn frowns - he has a glimmering of an idea of what Erik is doing.
Erik now plunges his sword through the pillow in the Dragon's nostril,
and feathers immediately fly into the air.
ERIK Now... take a deep breath.
The Dragon goes cross-eyed, trying to see what's going on on its snout.
ERIK Go on! Breathe in, you cod-brain!
Meanwhile the Dragon's tongue suddenly licks out around its tooth. Sven
instantly slices through it with his sword. The bright blood spurts,
like bursting a sausage. The Dragon gives an agonized roar and a sharp
intake of breath. The feathers that have leaked out from the pillow are
instantly sucked inside and the whole pillow disappears right up the
Dragon's nose.
For a moment everyone holds their breath. The Dragon's eye dilate
wildly. Then it wrinkles its snout. Then it starts what is unmistakably
a sneeze.
THE DRAGON OF THE NORTH SEA Ah... ah... ah...
ERIK Hold TIGHT!
THE DRAGON OF THE NORTH SEA Ah... ah... ah...
Erik leaps back across the mast.
THE DRAGON OF THE NORTH SEA CHOO!!
A hurricane of wind and feathers blasts out of the Dragon's nostrils
and hits all the Vikings at once. Everyone is disgusted by the Dragon's
breath.
SNORRI Urgh! What's it been eating?
But the blast has already catapulted the boat into the sky, and it
hurtles through the clouds. leaving the Dragon of the North Sea far
behind. They all look up at Erik and cheer.
Shot of Erik. He doesn't look too happy.
Neither does Ivar the Boneless, because he too has just noticed that
they are now flying and the ocean is several thousand feet below them.
Ivar screams. The other all rush to the side to look too.
ERIK No! No! Get back!
Unfortunately they all rush to the SAME side and the boat tips over
with far more instability than when it is in the water. Leif and
Thangbrand are catapulted down into the sea. We watch them descend into
tiny dots and tiny unheard splashes below.
THORFINN Who was that?
SNORRI Leif the Lucky.
Others are almost falling out. There is renewed panic.
ERIK Get back!
Poor Erik is still up the mast but has been dislodged and is now
hanging on by his hands, dangling over the open sea. Some of the men -
Thorfinn and Sven the Berserk amongst them - are hauling themselves up
the almost vertical slope of the deck, trying to redress the balance.
Meanwhile Keitel Blacksmith is dangling by one hand.
KEITEL I can't hold on! I can't hold on!
Sven worms his way along the edge - at great peril to himself - and
grabs Keitel's wrist just as his fingers slip.
KEITEL Aaagh!
SVEN Got you!
Keitel looks up in Sven's eyes. He is totally at Sven's mercy. What
thoughts are going through his mind? How is he going to betray Sven in
future if he is rescued? Guilt suddenly overwhelms him.
KEITEL Let me go, Sven.
SVEN What are you talking about?
KEITEL I'm not worth risking your life for.
SVEN I've got you, Keitel Blacksmith. If you go... I go too...
KEITEL For your own sake... For the others... I...
SVEN Hang on...
The boat begins to right itself just as Erik finally can't hold on any
more, and he plummets, straight into the ship, and through the bottom
up to his waist. His legs dangle.
At the same moment the prov of the boat tips and suddenly they are
plummeting down towards the ocean. They hit the water with an almighty
splash. Erik is thrown clear of the hull by the force of the water now
cascading up through the hole he has made.
SNORRI First we're flying - now we're sinking!
ERIK Well, come on!
He whisks off his helmet and starts bailing. All follow suit. Night
falls.
Some time later.
The Vikings are still bailing out, but the water is up to their thighs.
IVAR THE BONELESS Who are we fooling? It's hopeless!
Ivar flings down the helmet with which he's been bailing. The others
look at each other. They are reconciled to the fact that they are going
to drown.
HARALD MISSIONARY (hopelessly) Let's sing something!
SNORRI Anyone know any good drowning songs?
The suggestion falls flat.
ERIK Listen! Maybe we won't get to Hy-Brasil! Maybe we won't find
the Horn Resounding... but at least we've tried... and at least
we shall have died like men.
SNORRI Like fish.
SVEN Shut up.
THORFINN (raising his sword) Erik's right! We'll all meet in Valhalla.
IVAR I don'T want to die!
HARALD MISSIONARY Isn't there ANYBODY who'd like to be christened before we go
down?
Silence. A distinct lack of enthusiasm.
HARALD It can't do you any HARM...
SVEN'S DAD What do we have to do?
HARALD Nothing... I just immense you in water...
THORFINN AND OTHERS Get lost...
The ship creaks and starts to go under. Erik picks his up his sword.
The others follow suit.
ERIK Don't let me drown, Thorfinn!
Water starts to pour over the sides of the boat. Erik and Thorfinn
raise their swords to each other.
THORFINN Till we meet in Valhalla.
They all prepare to run each other through. The boat sinks rapidly.
IVAR THE BONELESS I'm too young! Oh Odin! Not me! Please not me! Perhaps I'd
rather drown...
HARALD MISSIONARY I do WISH you'd let me convert you.
Then Erik pauses in his attempt to kill Thorfinn and looks around. The
ship has sunk, but the prow and the stern posts are still sticking up
out of the water, and the Vikings themselves are only up to their
chests.
ERIK How deep IS the ocean?
THORFINN Very deep... usually...
The realization gradually dawns on the Vikings that they're not going
to sink any more.
ERIK Wait! Nobody kill anybody!
Fade.
Fade up on the sun shining down from a blue sky. The Vikings have
fallen asleep where we last saw them - up to their necks in water.
Gradually the warmth of the sun coaxes them awake - Thorfinn is the
first to look up and see the brilliant shining orb in the sky.
THORFINN What is it?
IVAR THE BONELESS (he panics and turns) It's the Dragon again!
ERIK No.. no, it isn't...
Ivar has turned and is staring at something else.
ERIK Look, the sky is blue...
SVEN'S DAD The sun! That's it!
Ivar, meanwhile, is recovering from the amazement that has immobilized
him. He taps Erik on the shoulder. Erik turns and he, too, gasps.
ERIK Look!
They all turn to see they are standing in the shallow waters of a
natural harbour. Above nestle the white walls of a beautiful city set
in a green and pleasant land.
VIKINGS Yeaaaah!
The Vikings wade ashore, enchanted by the paradise they see before
them. All at once Thorfinn spies something. He draws his sword and they
all approach with caution to find that under a weeping willow tree lies
the most beautiful girl. She is raven-haired, scantily dressed and fast
asleep. The Vikings approach her with trepidation, their swords and
axes drawn. They glance around uneasily.
SNORRI (whispers) She's got no clothes on!
THORFINN It's disgusting.
ERIK Get her weapons.
Sven kneels quietly beside the girl. She stirs. Sven freezes. The
others look around fearfully.
SVEN (whispers) She hasn't got any.
ERIK (incredulous) She MUST have a knife or something...
But they look. She hasn't.
THORFINN What kind of place IS this?
IVAR THE BONELESS P... p...perhaps they've got weapons we haven't even dreamed
of...
Suddenly the girl stirs again in her sleep. The Vikings retreat several
paces and grip their weapons, and glance around as if expecting an
ambush.
THORFINN Let's hack her to pieces.
ERIK No.
KEITEL Well, what else do we do?
ERIK How about making friends?
SVEN (with disgust) "FRIENDS"?
VIKINGS Eurrgh!
ERIK What's wrong with making friends?
THORFINN You don't go through all the hardships of an ocean voyage to
make "friends".
SVEN We can make "friends" at home...
This conversation has woken the girl, Aud.
AUD Welcome!
The Vikings react with terror, take a step back and raise their swords
and axes.
ERIK WHAT did you say?
AUD I said welcome.
ERIK (suspiciously) WELCOME?
AUD Well, of course. We always welcome friends.
The Vikings look at each other and at their swords. They don't think
they look that much like friends themselves.
ERIK How d'you KNOW we're "friends"?
AUD Well, EVERYONE is friends here on Hy-Brasil.
SVEN Hy-Brasil?
ERIK Is THIS Hy-Brasil?
AUD Well, of course.
The Vikings erupt into an impromptu dance of joy, hugging each other
and waving their swords in the air.
AUD Please! Please! What are those?
ERIK What are what?
AUD Those things in your hands.
ERIK These? What are THESE? They're swords.
Aud instantly recoils with terror.
AUD Oh no! NO! Out them down! PUT THEM DOWN!
The Vikings gradually cease their mock battles and turn to look at Aud
with incredulity.
ERIK What's the matter?
AUD PLEASE! You don't know what you're doing!
ERIK What?
AUD Put them down! (To Erik) PLEASE make them put them down.
THORFINN Why?
OTHERS Yes, why?
AUD WHY?
ERIK Yes.
AUD But surely you know...?
VIKINGS Er... n... no...
ERIK Know what?
Cut to big close-up of King Arnulf.
KING ARNULF The wonderful blessing under which we live here on Hy-Brasil!
The king beams. The Vikings shift uneasily. They look out of place and
extremely scruffy in the midst of the scantily dressed courtiers of
Hy-Brasil. Aud sits beside her father the King.
ERIK No... we don't...
KING ARNULF The Gods decreed that if ever sword spills human blood upon
these shores, the whole of Hy-Brasil will sink beneath the
waves.
King Arnulf beams rapturously at the Vikings, expecting them to be
overjoyed. Instead they are horrified.
THORFINN That's terrible!
ERIK You mean if just ONE PERSON gets killed?
KING ARNULF Yes! (He thinks: isn't it wonderful?)
The Vikings look at each other, feeling they haven't quite understood.
THORFINN You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY?
KING ARNULF Right! Isn't it wonderful?
The Vikings are non-plussed.
THORFINN What? Not being able to kill anybody?
KING ARNULF (bemused) Well, of course.
ERIK (interested) How?
KING ARNULF (explaining the obvious) Well... for a start... er... there's no
killing...
ERIK Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.
KING ARNULF Well... [isn't it great?]
THORFINN But how d'you take revenge?
KEITEL (guiltily) How do you punish people?
IVAR How do you DEFEND yourselves?
KING ARNULF (getting a little irritated) We don't have to. We're all terribly
nice to each other. Aren't we?
COURT Yes!
Aud catches Erik's eye and gives him a dangerously slow wink. A pause
of disbelief from the Vikings.
SVEN ALL the time?
KING ARNULF Well, of course! We HAVE to be.
He turns and conducts the courtiers, who chant in unison:
COURT "Being nice to each other is what it's all about."
KING ARNULF (rising as if to sing) You see?
We're terribly nice to each other
We're friendly bold and free.
We never say anything nasty
'Cause we dare not...
COURT (almost SINGING) No sirreeeee!
They hold the note while King Arnulf looks anxiously at the Vikings.
KING ARNULF Would you like us o sing to you?
ERIK That's very kind of you, but we're in rather a hurry...
We're...
King Arnulf claps and the court stop singing.
KING ARNULF What's the matter, don't you WANT to hear our singing?
ERIK Oh... well, yes, of course; it's just we're looking for the
Horn Resounding and -
KING ARNULF You don't think our singing's going to be good enough for you?
ERIK Oh, no no no! It's just the Horn Resounding is...
KING ARNULF A lot of people like our singing.
ERIK I'm sure it's lovely.
KING ARNULF But you don't want to hear it.
ERIK (changing tack) No... no... (he looks at the others) We'd love to hear it.
Wouldn't we?
VIKINGS Oh... yes.
KING ARNULF Well, you'll have to ask us REALLY nicely.
ERIK (realizing he has to be diplomatic) Er... well... we... we... would be
TERRIBLY grateful if you... all... would sing for us.
KING ARNULF You're just saying that.
SVEN Well, of course he is!
SVEN'S DAD Sh!
They restrain Sven.
ERIK Of course we're not; we'd genuinely like to hear you sing.
KING ARNULF REALLY?
ERIK Really.
KING ARNULF And you're not just saying it because you think we want you to?
Erik swallows hard.
ERIK No. (He bites the lie)
KING ARNULF Right! Summon the musicians! We'll do the one that goes "TUM-
TUM-TUM-TUM-TI-TUM-TUM"
COURT (disappointed) Oh...
CHAMBERLAIN REALLY?
KING ARNULF (apologetically to Vikings) It isn't the one we're BEST at.
CHAMBERLAIN Couldn't we do the one that goes "TI-TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM"?
The rest of the court look hopeful.
KING ARNULF (whispering) Not when we've got guests.
VOICE FROM COURT How about the one that goes "TI-TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TI-TUM"?
KING ARNULF Don't be silly.
CHAMBERLAIN That was a stupid suggestion.
VOICE Sorry! I just thought they might like to hear something that we
can do.
ANOTHER Yes! At least we know that one.
YET ANOTHER VOICE Nobody knows the "TUM-TUM-TUM-TUM-TI-TUM-TUM" one.
REST OF COURT No! Right! I agree!
ODD MAN OUT I do!
REST OF COURT Sh!
ANOTHER VOICE It's too difficult!
CHAMBERLAIN Sh!
KING ARNULF All right. We'll do the one that goes "TI-TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM-
TI-TI-TUM". Ah! The musicians!
The musicians are huge, unshaven, have broken noses and tattoos, and
are covered in black oil - like mechanics. Their instruments are like
heavy industrial machinery, pushed in large vats of black oil that drip
all over the show.
KING ARNULF Right... Oh dear... (he glances across at the Vikings) I'm sure
you're not going to like this...
Erik and the others smile reassuringly.
There is a lot of coughing. The King raises his baton and then brings
it down, humming to himself as he does so. There is a most awful din;
caterwauling, crashing and banging, whining, screaming...
The Vikings look at each other, trying to pick out some tune, but it's
impossible. Ivar the Boneless can't stop himself bursting out into
giggles and this eventually spreads to the other Vikings. King Arnulf
notices and bangs the throne for silence.
Gradually the din stops. King Arnulf sinks down in despair.
KING ARNULF (tragically) We're just not a very musical nation...
ERIK No, no... It was very... er, nice.
KING ARNULF Now I want you to be ABSOLUTELY, totally, genuinely honest with
me. Did you really, truly, honestly like it?
Erik thinks for some moments and then decides to make a clean breast of
it.
ERIK No.
KING ARNULF (goes hysterically) They didn't like it! Oh God! I want to die!
The whole court looks as if it's about to commit mass HARA-KIRI, while
the musicians look rather dangerous. Erik takes the moment to get down
to business.
ERIK Your Majesty! We come from a world where there IS no music.
where men live and die by the axe and by the sword...
KING ARNULF Well, how d'you think I feel?
ERIK The Gods are asleep, King Arnulf.
KING ARNULF YOU try to be nice to people, when they're rude about your
singing...
Erik feels he is making a mess of all this diplomacy.
ERIK We must find the Horn Resounding!
The King glares at Erik.
ERIK Is is HERE in Hy-Brasil?
King Arnulf thinks for a moment and then speaks.
KING ARNULF I'll tell you what...
ERIK Yes?
King Arnulf hesitates - he bites his lip and then takes the plunge.
KING ARNULF We'll do the one that goes "TUM-TUM-TUM-TUM-TI-TUM-TUM".
Perhaps you'll like that better.
Erik gives up. A lot of throat clearing. Aud, the King's daughter,
gives Erik another dangerously slow wink. The terrible "music" starts
up, shattering the calm of the beautiful city.
Fade.
Fade up on GOLDEN DRAGON now afloat once more, riding at anchor in the
bay. Ivar is standing on guard in it. Suddenly he sees something that
makes him gabe in horror. We don't find out what it is, however,
because we immediately
Cut to Erik.
He is deeply in love. He is also in bed with the King's nubile
daughter, Aud.
AUD Have you ever felt like this about anyone else?
ERIK What... you mean "got into bed with" them?
AUD No, of course not, silly - I mean FELT like this about the?
ERIK You mean... you HAVE got into bed with somebody else?
AUD No, I mean have you ever felt that for the first time in your
life you'd met somebody you could believe in with your whole
heart... someone whose goals suddenly seem to be YOUR goals...
whose dreams seem to be YOUR dreams?
ERIK HAVE you ever been to bed with anyone else?
AUD What does that matter? But you've... you've... FELT like this
before...
ERIK It was different...
AUD (just for a moment it is Helga speaking) What was she like?
ERIK Oh... oh, I didn't know her very well...
AUD But you LOVED her all the same...
ERIK We never went to bed together.
AUD Why do you go on about that? What does it matter?
ERIK You've been to bed with somebody else, haven't you?
AUD I've never LOVED anybody!
ERIK I'VE never been to bed with anybody!
Suddenly there is a banging on he door.
KING ARNULF (v/o) Open up! I know you're in there!
AUD Ah! It's my father!
KING ARNULF (v/o) Open up! I know you're in there!
Suddenly the note from Ivar's horn rings out across from the bay. Erik
rushes to the window and looks out to see what Ivar saw previously: a
black ship approaching on the horizon.
ERIK Oh, no! Halfdan!
There is more banging on the bedroom door.
KING ARNULF (v/o) Aud! You've got someone in there again, haven't you?
Erik gives her a sharp look.
AUD Quick! Throw this over you!
She throws a shabby bit of cloth over Erik and at that moment the door
bursts open, and King Arnulf enters.
KING ARNULF Right! Where is he?
AUD Who, Father?
KING ARNULF Who? Who? Whoever you've got in here of course!
AUD There IS no one.
The King starts prowling round the chamber. Erik stands there, naked
and petrified, with the cloak hanging over his head, just where it
landed.
KING ARNULF I can SMELL one of those strangers... That's who it is, isn't
it?
Aud keeps mum.
KING ARNULF This is the fifth one this week.
Before he can stop himself, Erik blurts out:
ERIK Fifth...
Aud motions him to be quiet, but it's too late. The King spins round to
see who she is signalling to. The King appears to be looking straight
at Erik. Erik can hardly bear the suspense.
KING ARNULF Well... where is he?
AUD There's nobody here, Father. Look for yourself.
King Arnulf looks around the chamber carefully. He looks straight
through Erik as if he weren't there. Suddenly the King strides over to
Erik and Erik instinctively cowers out of the way. The King walks
straight over to a very small cupboard no more than a foot high, flings
the door of it open, and starts throwing clothes around the room.
AUD He wouldn't be a midget, Father!
The King turns on her.
KING ARNULF Ah! So you admit there IS someone!
AUD You're losing your temper!
KING (becoming instantly pleasant) Of course I'm not. I never lose my temper...
Ivar's horn sounds again. A shadow passes over King Arnulf's face.
KING ARNULF Oh dear... more visitors!
He strides to the window and sees Halfdan's ship. As he does so, Erik
has to leap out of the way, inadvertently knocking a chest. The King
spins round and addresses the chest.
KING ARNULF Come out... come out like a man... I know you're in there...
King Arnulf flings the chest open. revealing nothing but clothes. He is
baffled. He reluctantly starts to leave.
AUD (gently) It's all in your own mind, Father... It's YOU who imagine that
I'm always up here with some man or other....
KING ARNULF I don't know how you do it, Aud... I sometimes think you've got
some of your mother's magic...
He suddenly spies a small trinket-box and looks in that. But he doesn't
find any strange man in it.
AUD There is no magic, Father... My mother had no magic...
KING ARNULF She did, I tell you! She could blind me as easily as the night
the day.
AUD It's your fantasy...
KING ARNULF But one day I'll catch you... Like I caught her...
He leaves. Aud closes the door. Erik throws the cloak off and starts
getting dressed.
AUD The Cloak Invisible. It was my mother's parting gift.
ERIK "The fifth one this week"!
AUD Oh, for goodness' sake!
ERIK And I thought you said it was something special...
Aud runs to his side and puts her arms around him.
AUD That's just what I was trying to tell you. You ARE...
ERIK Five this week; how many the week before?
AUD You're as bad as my father.
ERIK And the week before that?
ERIK Erik...! (she is really sincere) I want to help you get to
Asgaard.
Erik is torn. He doesn't know whether to believe her or not. Ivar's
horn sounds for a third time. Erik races to the window. He looks out.
Halfdan's ship is even closer.
ERIK We mustn't let him land!
AUD Who?
ERIK Halfdan the Black.
AUD But, Erik...
But Erik is off out of the door.
AUD No. Wait! My father will be -
There is a thump and a yell as Erik is set upon by the King's two
musicians.
KING ARNULF I might have known it was you!
MUSICIAN 1 (pinning Erik's arms behind him) I'm not hurting you, am I?
ERIK What?
MUSICIAN 2 You WILL tell us if we hurt you?
They start to march Erik through the palace.
ERIK Let me go!
Erik struggles.
KING ARNULF (to musicians) Careful! (to Erik) They're not supposed to hurt you.
ERIK You've got to let me go!
MUSICIAN 2 Oh no! We can hold onto you - just so long we don't squeeze too
hard or bump you.
In the distance we hear the horn again.
ERIK Halfdan the Black's here!
They have reached a cell. The musicians starts to chain Erik up.
KING ARNULF It's all part of our safety regulations. You see if someone
were to get hurt they might get angry and then... well...
ERIK They'll be more than "hurt" if Halfdan the Black lands! Ow!
MUSICIAN Ooh! I'm terribly sorry.
KING ARNULF Who is Halfdan the Black?
ERIK He's trying to stop us waking the Gods.
KING ARNULF Why?
ERIK Because that's how he makes his money, by war and plunder!
KING ARNULF Don't talk nonsense.
ERIK He wants to kill US!
KING ARNULF Not when we explain about the Great Blessing.
ERIK You don't know Halfdan the Black.
KING ARNULF I know that the Great Blessing has kept the peace for a
thousand years, and will keep it for the next thousand.
The horn sounds again. Erik is about to argue this point when Thorfinn
suddenly bursts in.
THORFINN Erik!
MUSICIAN 2 We're not hurting him!
MUSICIAN 1 (to Erik) Are we?
ERIK Just let me go!
THORFINN Halfdan the Black's here!
ERIK I know!
THORFINN (to the King) He wants to KILL us.
They both look at King Arnulf. The King thinks.
ERIK You don't want him to kill us ON Hy-Brasil! Do you?
The King thinks some more. The horn sounds once more.
Cut to GOLDEN DRAGON. Erik and the Vikings are scrambling into their
war gear. They glance nervously over to where Halfdan the Black's ship
is riding on the waves.
THORFINN I feel strange.
Erik looks at Thorfinn, shocked.
IVAR THE BONELESS (his throat dry) Sort of wobbly and excited?
THORFINN Sort of...
IVAR That's fear.
SVEN But Thorfinn doesn't know the meaning of fear.
THORFINN Is it sort of... like a sinking feeling in your stomach?
IVAR That's it!
ERIK But. You're not even afraid of DEATH, Thorfinn!
THORFINN I know. I know.
SVEN'S DAD It's magic.
ERIK What "magic"?
SVEN'S DAD I've heard stories of a magic that strikes fear into the heart
so you cannot fight.
SVEN (deadly serious) Yes... I can feel it.
IVAR THE BONELESS (eagerly) I always feel like this!
Suddenly Halfdan's ship rises up out of the water , and revealing the
secret of its hidden power. Under the water-line is another line of
oars! The Vikings are dumbfounded. Ivar drops trembling to his knees.
The rest go white. Thorfinn draws his sword. Erik realizes his men are
rapidly talking themselves into a blue funk.
ERIK It's not magic! It's just a trick!
THORFINN (turning on him angrily) Don't you FEEL it?
Erik looks around at his paralysed crew. He realizes he is the only one
who can save the situation.
ERIK Very well! It they're using magic - we'll use magic of our own!
He leaps out of GOLDEN DRAGON and races up to the shore towards the
city of Hy-Brasil.
Erik races into the Forum and gazes up at the high walls of the Palace.
Without a thought he produces two daggers and plunges them into the
stonework. Then he hauls himself up the sheer cliff of wall up to Aud's
bedchamber fist over fist. It is, indeed, a prodigious feat. He arrives
at Aud's window exhausted. Aud, who has appeared at the window, looks
at him curiously.
AUD Why didn't you come up by the stairs?
Erik looks around and notices for the first time the magnificent
flights of stairs leading up to the top of Aud's tower.
ERIK (rather miffed) Just give me a hand.
AUD I mean, you could have killed yourself.
Erik clambers into Aud's room.
ERIK Where's the Cloak Invisible?
AUD Why?
Erik looks around and is suddenly suspicious.
ERIK I can't see it! (Indignation suddenly seizes him) Have you got
another man in here?
Erik starts feeling the air as if expecting to find an invisible body.
AUD It's in the chest.
Erik races over and grabs the cloak.
AUD No!
ERIK I'll bring it back.
AUD Erik. You don't understand.
ERIK No. It's YOU who doesn't understand, Aud. Halfdan has come to
kill and destroy. We brought him here. We must stop him.
AUD (pointing at the cloak) But you don't realize....
ERIK Goodbye, Aud...
Erik leaps out of the window. For a moment Aud is surprised and then
alarmed as she realizes he's jumped out of the window, which is some
forty feet off the ground.
AUD Erik!
She rushes to the window in time to see Erik parachuting down, holding
the four corners of the cloak. Erik lands safely and waves with the
cloak.
ERIK And thanks for the Cloak Invisible!
AUD No! WAIT! ERIK! The Cloak! The CLoak Invisible! It only seems
to work on my father!
But Erik cannot hear her. He is already racing back to his ship.
Back on GOLDEN DRAGON, Thorfinn is taking "Being Scared" lessons from
Ivar the Boneless.
THORFINN And a sort of slightly sick feeling?
IVAR That's it! AND you keep wanting to go to the lavatory.
THORFINN Oh, yes! I hadn't noticed that!
SNORRI Oh, shut up, you two. You're making us ALL nervous.
Erik leaps into GOLDEN DRAGON brandishing the Cloak Invisible.
ERIK So Halfdan the Black's using magic, is he? Well, I have a magic
to match his! (he holds up the Cloak Invisible)
KEITEL What is it?
SNORRI A magic dishcloth.
ERIK To the oars!
THORFINN D'you think I've got time to go behind that bush?
Ivar starts to drum and the Vikings begin to row. GOLDEN DRAGON heads
out of the harbour.
Cut to Halfdan the Black flanked by his advisers, Gisli Oddsson and
Eilif the Mongul. He gives a nod and Eilif bangs his staff of office on
the deck, as a signal for the galley slaves to speed up. Down in the
galley, the slave master (a diminutive Japanese) stalks down the decks
lashing the sweat-streaked galley slaves and cursing them in
incomprehensive Japanese.
Fortunately (or perhaps unfortunately) a translation appears in
subtitles.
SLAVE-DRIVER (subtitled) Row! You incomprehensible, horizontal-eyed, Western
trouser-wearers! Eurgh! You all look the same to me! How I
despise your lack of subtlety and your joined-up writing! You,
who have never committed ritual suicide in your lives!
SLAVE (whispering to his neighbour) You know, I don't think it would be so bad,
if we knew what he was saying...
SLAVE-DRIVER SILENCE! Unceremonious rice-pudding eaters! How I abominate
your milk-drinking and your lack of ancestor-worship and your
failure to eat your lunch out of little boxes!
Meanwhile the Vikings are growing increasingly uneasy as they row
towards Halfdan.
SVEN'S DAD What "magic" have you brought, Erik?
ERIK You'll see!
At this point, back on the Black Ship, Halfdan gives another nod and
Eilif raps out yet another command with his staff. This time the prow
of the Black Ship opens up like a pair of jaws.
The Vikings see it and panic.
IVAR THE BONELESS I've done it!
THORFINN Oh, yes... (he has too!)
Halfdan nods again and another order is rapped out. This time a harpoon
is fired from the prow. It thuds into gOLDEN DRAGON and two of
Halfdan's dog-soldiers start to winch the line in. The two ships are
hauled closer and closer.
The Vikings panic even more. Erik holds up the Cloak Invisible and
grins round at his men, knowing he is going to surprise them.
ERIK Here! Here is the magic from the King's daughter!
Erik's men watch, half sceptical and half hopeful. Erik enjoys the
moment of suspense. The he throws the Cloak Invisible over his head and
shoulders and grins round at his men triumphantly, imagining he has
vanished from their sight.
ERIK There! I have become the wind!
The Vikings look at him, rather puzzled. Only Harald seems to be
impressed.
HARALD How did he do that?
SVEN'S DAD Do what?
HARALD Vanish into thin air?
SVEN'S DAD He hasn't.
HARALD Well, where is he then?
Harald looks around. He is the only one who can't see Erik.
SVEN'S DAD He's THERE!
At this point Halfdan's ship suddenly bites into the side of GOLDEN
DRAGON. Erik leaps onto the side of GOLDEN DRAGON and swings across
onto Halfdan's ship. The Vikings react to the horror of Halfdan's ship
biting into GOLDEN DRAGON and to Erik's blithe leap onto the enemy
boat. Erik lands on the deck of Halfdan's ship, and grins at the
ferocious skull-helmeted dog-soldiers.
ERIK Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean?
Two dog-soldiers look at each other, totally non-plussed. Erik grimaces
at Halfdan's men, and does a little pirouette to show them all that
he's invisible from every angle.
ERIK You can't see me! But I can see you!
He breaks into a little dance. Halfdan glares at his advisers.
HALFDAN What's going on?
GISLI ODDSSON That's Erik.
HALFDAN Well, why isn't he scared of us?
Erik, meanwhile approaches one of the dog-soldiers and makes silly
faces at him.
ERIK Boo!
The dog-soldier topples overboard. The galley slaves watch another
dog-soldier fall into the hold amongst them and lie there stunned. His
sword falls onto the deck between the slaves. One of the slaves throws
down his oar, and picks up the dog-soldier's sword. The slave-master
suddenly appears. Once again he speaks immaculate JApanese.
SLAVE-MASTER (subtitled) Hey! What's going on? Your big-breasted women give me
no pleasure with their warmed-up fish and... Urgh!
The slave-master strides down the ship to flay the offending slave, but
another slave trips him up and in a twinkling of an eye four others
have leapt on the slave-master (despite their chains) and are
extracting his keys.
HALFDAN What's the matter? Haven't you seen anyone fight before?
DOG-SOLDIER 1 No.
DOG-SOLDIER 2 They're usually too scared of us.
HALFDAN KILL him!
Erik, still thinking he's invisible, is running amongst the dog-
soldiers, having fun. He runs one dog-soldier through and kicks another
overboard, then he runs past a few more, right up to Halfdan himself.
He whisks the Cloak Invisible off his head for an instant.
ERIK (thinking he's revealing himself) Here I am!
Then he turns and is off. Halfdan turns to his aides.
HALFDAN What?
Back on GOLDEN DRAGON, the Vikings' disbelief has turned to admiration.
SVEN'S DAD There! THAT'S a true Berserk.
SVEN I'm just building up to it, Dad.
Sven starts banging his head on the side of the boat.
SNORRI He's gone batty!
THORFINN No! The fear's gone!
Halfdan grabs a sword off one of his dead dog-soldiers and thrusts it
into the unwilling hands of his military adviser, Eilif.
HALFDAN Fight, damn you! Fight!
Cut back to GOLDEN DRAGON. Now Sven leaps across onto Halfdan's ship
followed by Ivar, yelling. Snorri looks back at Keitel.
SNORRI Well! Come on!
KEITEL I... I...
Keitel is thinking: "Maybe I should let Halfdan win" but he knows he
can't let a thing like that happen, now he is faced with the reality of
it. The companionship of the voyage has brought them all too close for
that.
KEITEL (under his breath) Hang the Blacksmith's Code!
Keitel leaps to his feet and joins in the attack.
Erik, meanwhile, is swinging across the deck from a rope.
ERIK I am the air! I am the wind!
Keitel and Thorfinn are now fighting side by side.
THORFINN This is life, eh?
Keitel grins and strikes out. Ivar turns on Eilif who has reluctantly
joined the fray. Maybe he's singled Ivar out as the most harmless. Ivar
suddenly realizes he's only armed with drumsticks. Eilif smiles evilly.
IVAR Ooh... er...
Eilif's sword slices through Ivar's drumsticks. Ivar turns to run, but
is stopped by a dog-soldier. Eilif takes the opportunity to run him
through from behind.
IVAR (as he dies) Ouch.
Erik sees Ivar's demise.
ERIK Ivar!
Erik leaps to take revenge. He jumps into the galley-pit and out again
a la Douglas Fairbanks in THE THIEF OF BAGHDAD and dispatches Eilif
with a single thrust. Sven and his dad are fighting surrounded by dog-
soldiers.
SVEN'S DAD Well, go on! Go berserk!
SVEN GIVE US A CHANCE, Dad!
Snorri appears from behind.
SNORRI (to Sven's dad) What about you? Why don't YOU go berserk?
SVEN'S DAD I got to keep my eye on HIM...
Sven's dad looks uneasy. He is surrounded and, as a seasoned
campaigner, knows they haven't much chance. Halfdan smiles to himself.
The battle is going his way. Thorfinn meanwhile is fighting two dog-
soldiers but is attacked from behind by a third.
SVEN Look out! Thorfinn!
But it's too late. Thorfinn is run through the back. Sven goes berserk
and kills all three dog-soldiers. Sven's dad looks on, proud of his son
for the first time. Maybe their relationship will never be the same
again.
Now Snorri sees something that cheers him up. SLaves are coming up from
below to join the battle. They are armed with oars and swords. They
join the fray, knocking dog-soldiers overboard with their oars.
The dog-soldier are suddenly outnumbered. Halfdan's smile fades, and he
looks around for an escape route. The tide of battle has now turned
dramatically as dog-soldier after dog-soldier is tossed over the side
or laid low by the combination of Vikings and slaves.
Halfdan and Gisli slip into a lifeboat and sneak off. The rats are
leaving the sinking ship.
Back on the deck, all the dog-soldiers are dead or overboard. The
slaves and Vikings are cheering and embracing each other. At the other
end of the boat, Sven is cradling the dying Thorfinn in his arms. All
around are jubilant slaves celebrating their freedom.
SVEN Thorfinn! You can't die!
THORFINN I'm not frightened... of anything...
SVEN You'll see my grandfather in Valhalla!
THORFINN (dying) No... he's not... not... there...
SVEN Tell him I'm coming!
Thorfinn dies. Sven holds him and a tear comes down his face. The
danger has made comrades of the two rivals.
Erik, however, is still fighting a last lone dog-soldier; but just as
he is about to run him through the dog-soldier is stabbed in the back.
He sinks to the floor, revealing another dog-soldier. Erik is outraged
by this act of treachery and turns on the assassin.
DOG-SOLDIER No! No" Wait! Please wait, Erik!
The dog-soldier pulls his mask off to reveal he is, in fact, Loki. Erik
is totally non-plussed.
ERIK LOKI! Where did YOU come from?
LOKI Halfdan wanted to stop you waking the Gods... so... I disguised
myself to sabotage their plans.
Erik has meanwhile been joined by the remaining comrades.
LOKI To save YOU, Erik.
Erik is about to say "But how can you see me? I'm wearing the Cloak
Invisible."
ERIK But -
LOKI It was my master Keitel's idea.
All eyes turn on Keitel who looks very uncomfortable.
LOKI Wasn't it, Keitel?
KEITEL Well... I... I thought...
Keitel is overcome b the power of Loki's will, but he is deeply ashamed
of his complicity in Loki's deeds. Snorri gazes at Keitel with growing
suspicion.
ERIK But... How is it you can see me? (he looks round) You can all
see me?
LOKI What d'you mean?
SNORRI AND OTHERS Why shouldn't we see you?
HARALD I can't see him.
ERIK I'm wearing the Cloak Invisible....
Erik takes it off to demonstrate.
HARALD Oh! There you are!
ERIK (to the others) You mean... you could see me all the time?
The Vikings look at each other, mystified.
SNORRI Weren't we supposed to?
ERIK Oh... I feel a little... oh...
Erik's knees give way and he faints onto the deck.
Cut to King's Hall some time later. A victory celebration is in
progress. It is a little bit like a Hampstead cocktail party, and the
rough, battle-stained Vikings look rather out of place holding their
little canapes. Suddenly the King claps for silence.
KING ARNULF We are grateful to you, Erik, and to your men...
COURT Yes, we are...
KING ARNULF And there is only ONE way we can repay you... Musicians!
King arnulf claps his hands. Erik rushes over to him, anxious to avoid
another Hy-Brasilian concert.
ERIK (hurriedly) Well, we'd love to hear you sing again, but what we'd really
appreciate would be if you could see your way to lending... not
giving of course... (continuing)... but just lending us the....
um... the, well, to be quite blunt... the Horn Resounding.
All the time Erik is talking the doors of the hall behind are opening
and a vast lur or horn is carried in by six bearers. One or two of the
Vikings have turned to look and are now standing speechless. King
Arnulf beams at Erik.
KING ARNULF It's yours.
Now Erik finally turns and looks at what everyone else is looking at.
Erik's jaw drops. Everyone in the court beams at Erik,except Aud who is
looking sad and disappointed.
ERIK (when he can find his voice) Is THAT it?
A cloud passes over King Arnulf's happy face.
KING ARNULF Is there something the matter with it?
ERIK Oh! No! No... of course not... it's just I hadn't expected it
to be quite so big.
KING ARNULF Well, it's not called the Horn Resounding for nothing. (aside)
You DO know how to play the horn, don't you?
ERIK Yes... oh, yes...
KING ARNULF Then I expect you'll be leaving first thing in the morning.
The King manhandles Erik away from his daughter. Perhaps we have the
feeling that she's isn't going to let Erik go as easily as that...Mix
through to later that night. The Vikings are lying asleep on the Great
Hall, beside the Horn Resounding. The camera closes in on Keitel.
Suddenly a voice comes from the shadows:
VOICE (whispering) Keitel! Keitel Blacksmith!
Keitel opens his eyes and finds Loki close beside him.
LOKI What's the matter, Keitel Blacksmith? Have you forgotten why
you came on this voyage?
Keitel is silent.
LOKI Are you going to let Erik wake the Gods?
KEITEL How can we stops him now?
Loki looks around and then opens his hand in front of Keitel. In it is
the mouthpiece from the Horn Resounding.
LOKI Take this and throw it from the cliff heights. They'll never
make the Horn Resounding sound without it.
Keitel frowns. Then an obvious thought limps across his muscular mind.
KEITEL But why me? Why don't you do it?
Somebody stirs.
LOKI Sh! Hurry!
KEITEL YOU do it!
LOKI You'll be able to throw it further than I could.
Keitel thinks. This is true.
LOKI It must go far out to sea.
Loki presses the mouthpiece on Keitel. Keitel takes it, but
reluctantly. Another Viking stirs.
LOKI Surely you haven't forgotten the Blacksmith's Oath?
Keitel is about to reply and say he's been having second thoughts about
it, but somehow he can't. Loki has such power over him.
KEITEL I...
Suddenly another Viking stirs, and Loki hisses at him.
LOKI Hurry!
Loki pretend to go back to sleep. Keitel (feeling a bit lumbered)
thinks about his task and hesitates... Who knows? Perhaps he is about
to stand firm, but Loki plays his trump card.
LOKI (without opening his eyes) Or I might have to tell Erik why you really
came on this voyage.
Keitel is caught. He closes his eyes in resignation and then
reluctantly starts to make his way out of the Hall. As he gets to the
doors he trips over Snorri, who wakes. The mouthpiece falls a few feet
away.
SNORRI Who's that?
KEITEL It's me. I'm just going to water the dragon... (he gives a
false laugh)
SNORRI Oh...
Snorri notices the silver mouthpiece on the floor, but he pretends he
hasn't.
SNORRI Oh... clumsy idiot.
Snorri pretends to go back to sleep, but he opens one eye and watches
Keitel Blacksmith recover the mouthpiece, and then follows Keitel out.
Loki gets up too. He follows to keep an eye on Snorri.
Cut to Aud on the shore, gazing moodily out to sea. She is brooding in
Erik's imminent departure. Suddenly a stone falls from above; she looks
up and sees a figure appear on the cliff above. Hurriedly she withdraws
into the shadows. Keitel Blacksmith appears on the cliff-top. In his
hands he holds the mouthpiece of the Horn Resounding. e examines it,
turning over in his mind whether he is doing the right thing or not.
then he decides he must.
KEITEL (to himself) My fellow blacksmiths.
He prepares to throw it.
SNORRI Keitel!
Keitel jumps out of his skin.
KEITEL What?
SNORRI What are you doing, Keitel Blacksmith?
KEITEL Get away, Snorri.
SNORRI What have you got there?
Snorri advances towards Keitel. Keitel backs away, dangerously near to
the edge of the cliff. His boot slips and he jerks himself forward. At
the same time Snorri makes a grab for the mouthpiece. A scuffle ensues,
during which the mouthpiece of the Horn Resounding is dropped. It
bounces off the cliff and falls down to the shore below. Aud steps out
of the shadow and picks it up. She frowns and looks up, and then
screams, as she sees the men fighting.
AUD No!
But it's too late. Snorri goes white, gives a hideous gasp... and sinks
slowly to his knees - revealing Loki standing behind him with a bloody
knife. As Keitel and Loki watch Snorri die, a drop of blood from the
knife falls to the ground. The moment it lands, there is a deep
subterranean groan, and the earth begins to tremble violently. Keitel
and Loki look around in alarm.
KEITEL Oh Gods! What have we done?
Back in the King's Hall, Sven, Sven's dad and Harald are wide awake,
but for the moment paralysed, as bits of masonry crash around them. The
cheerful figure of King Arnulf appears at the top of a stairway. He
raises his hands.
KING ARNULF Stay calm! This is NOT happening.
The King then hurries out of a door at the top of the staircase.
SVEN'S DAD What did he say?
ERIK Look out!
The doors of the Great Hall burst open and a wall of water crashes
through, knocking the Vikings off their feet. There is little doubt
that the whole of Hy-Brasil is sinking see a street go down, a statue
sink and then we
Cut to a close-up of King Arnulf.
He is standing at the top of the Forum steps addressing a crowd of
anxious citizens. They are keeping surprisingly good order considering
they are already standing ankle-deep in water, and the whole town is
rapidly sinking around them.
KING ARNULF Now, I know what some of you must be thinking... the day has
come.... we're all going down, etc. etc. But let's get away
from the fantasy and look at the FACTS.
FACT ONE - The threat of total destruction has kept the peace
for one thousand years.
FACT TWO - The chances of it failing now are therefore one in
three hundred and sixty-five thousand.
FACT THREE...
By this time the water is up to people's knees, and several have
crowded onto the lower steps to avoid getting wet.
KING ARNULF FACT THREE - Our safety regulations are the most rigorous in
the world. We are all nice to each other, we never rub each
other up the wrong way or contradict each other, do we?
CROWD No.
Rumble. The buildings sink and masonry falls.
CITIZEN We... er... do seem to be going down quite fast, Your Majesty
- not trying to contradict you, course.
KING ARNULF No, of course you're not, citizen. But let's stick to the
facts. There has NEVER been a safer, more certain way of
keeping the peace. So whatever's happening, you can rest
assured, Hy-Brasil is NOT sinking. Repeat, NOT sinking.
We cut to an unfortunate Hy-Brasilian who looks out of a window to see
if it's raining, but is immersed before he can find out.
The citizens in the Forum, however, are reassured by the King's words
- even though they are now up to their waists in water. One of them
steps forward.
ANOTHER CITIZEN May I just make a point in support of what King Arnulf's just
said?
KING ARNULF We'd be delighted - wouldn't we?
CITIZENS Yes, we'd certainly like to hear what one of us has got to
say...
Erik, Sven, Sven's dad and Harald struggle out of the Great Hall,
carrying their belongings and the Horn Resounding, while the citizen is
still speaking most articulately in support of the King. They are
ALMOST in a panic.
ERIK What are you all doing?
CITIZEN AT THE BACK (cheerfully) It's all right. It's not happening.
ERIK (urgently) The place is sinking!
CITIZEN AT THE BACK Yes... I thought it was too, but the King's just pointed
out that it can't be.
CITIZEN (still speaking in support of the King) ...and, of course, we mustn't
forget King Arnulf's EXCELLENT eye for flower-arranging.
There is a smattering of applause. A few people pull their robes up out
of the wet. Erik leaps onto a wall and shouts to the crowd.
ERIK Save yourselves! Hy-Brasil... is sinking.
There are a lot of knowing smiles amongst the citizens.
CITIZEN FROM MIDDLE Look, you don't know our safety regulations.
KING ARNULF It can't happen.
ERIK But it IS! Look!
KING ARNULF (ignoring Erik) The important thing is not to panic.
CITIZENS Quite... yes... we understand....
KING ARNULF I've already appointed the Chancellor as Chairman of a com-
mittee to find out exactly what IS going on, and meantime I
suggest we have a sing-song!
CITIZENS Good idea!
ANOTHER Can we do the one that goes "TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM"?
Erik looks around in despair.
Meanwhile in another street someone is struggling in the floodwater.
LOKI I can't swim! I can't swim!
KEITEL Relax!
LOKI I'm drowning! Help!
Loki grabs Keitel round the neck.
KEITEL Let go!
But Keitel is pulled under. He re-emerges spluttering.
KEITEL Urrgh! Argh! Let go, you idiot!
LOKI Help!
KEITEL You'll drown us bo...
But they go under again. At this point Erik, Sven, Sven's dad and
Harald swim round the corner, pushing the Horn Resounding. They see the
figures disappearing under the water.
KEITEL Help!
LOKI Help!
Erik, Sven and Co. swim as fast as they can to rescue the drowning
pair. They struggle to overpower the panic-stricken Loki, but he puts
up a manic fight. Unexpectedly, Harald Missionary suddenly unleashes a
vicious right hook and lays Loki out cold. There is a moment's stunned
silence that is no unmingled with indignation.
SVEN (with hurt surprise) You hit him!
HARALD Well, it's what you're supposed to do... isn't it?
SVEN'S DAD Look!
They look up as GOLDEN DRAGON sails around a corner of the street,
piloted by Aud. As the Vikings scramble aboard, the sound of the
"sing-song" reaches a particularly noisy and discordant climax attract
their attention.
Back in what was the Forum, a crowd of unconcerned-looking citizens is
sitting on the last roof and just coming to the end of another
appalling song.
CITIZENS ...Te...Tum!
KING You know, I think we're getting better.
CITIZEN 1 (with genuine interest) How can you tell?
KING (a bit stumped) Er...
AUD Father!
The King looks up.
KING ARNULF It's all right! It isn't happening!
AUD But, Father, it IS!
ERIK Get on board!
CITIZEN 2 No THANKS!
CITIZEN 3 Who do you think YOU are?
CITIZEN 1 Panic-monger!
The roof is now sinking rapidly, though the citizens appear as
unperturbed as ever.
CITIZEN Leave us alone!
SVEN Yeah. Leave 'em alone.
AUD It's sinking! Hy-Brasil is sinking!
KING ARNULF Well, my dear, I think you'll find it's all a question of what
you want to believe in.... I have slightly more experience of
these matters than you...
Unfortunately, at this point, the entire gathering of citizens, the
King and the Forum Temple disappear below the waves.
AUD Father! (tears spring to her eyes)
Harald Missionary has put his arm around Aud in a fatherly way.
HARALD MISSIONARY There, my child... it's at times like this that this book can
be a great help...
Erik shoos him away.
HARALD MISSIONARY (with his usual promptness) Right!
GOLDEN DRAGON spins alone in the wide ocean. Fade.
Fade up some time later. They are all gathered in front of the Horn
Resounding.
ERIK (to himself) We must blow the first note... he note that will take us to
Asgaard...
SVEN (nervously and with awe in his voice) Over the Edge of the World.
The other men look up at the Horn Resounding, and begin to feel a bit
nervous.
ERIK We are going where only the dead have been before...
Erik takes a deep breath and then puts his lips to the Horn Resounding.
He blows. There is a splutter, and one or two of the Vikings titter
amongst themselves. He has another go. But again, all he produces is a
pathetic spluttering.
SVEN (not unkindly in his manner) Uh! Here! Give it to me!
Sven pushes Erik aside. Sven blow... he becomes redder and redder. But
all he produces is a splutter. He gets a bit angry.
SVEN Thor's blood!
Sven's dad looks heavenwards.
SVEN'S DAD You're not using the right technique.
Sven's dad tries to take it over.
SVEN No! I'm doing it!
They start to struggle.
SVEN (getting angry) You're always telling me... TELLING me!
Erik tries to separate them.
ERIK Sven!
SVEN (to his dad) Let me do something for myself for a change!
Suddenly Aud comes forward.
AUD No! Don't quarrel!
Sven and his dad stop fighting, surprised by the vehement in her voice.
AUD We'll never get where we want to go if we fight.
Aud crosses to the Horn and inserts the mouthpiece. Loki glances at
Keitel. He hadn't bargained for this!
LOKI Er... don't blow it! You never know WHAT might happen...
AUD It has not spoken for a thousand years... You must bring it to
life with a kiss...
She puts her lips to the mouthpiece and just touches it with them...
almost a kiss... then... very gently... she begins to blow... a soft...
slight note can just be heard... Aud takes her mouth away from the
mouthpiece... and the soft note goes on... reverberating... A sweet
note... a magic note... the Vikings stand stock-still, enchanted by the
sound... and the sound all the time is getting louder and the Horn
begins to vibrate with the note. As the volume increases the GOLDEN
DRAGON itself begins to reverberate with the sound. Rings of ripples
begin to radiate out from the boat across the calm water. The note
grows louder and louder, and the Vikings, who at first were laughing
and cheering at Aud's success, begin to get rather alarmed.
Louder and louder gets the note and the Horn shakes and the boat
vibrates. Things start to be shaken loose, and fall onto the deck.
Ropes uncoil and run loose. A heavy block suddenly crashes down to the
deck, crowning Harald and laying him out flat. Louder and louder grows
the note, and the Vikings have to stop their ears for the pain. The
water around the ship becomes more and more agitated.
And then another sound is heard. It is the thunder of water in the
distance like a million distant waterfalls. And suddenly they notice
the sea is running like a river - all in one direction... sweeping the
ship forward with incredible momentum. In no time they are engulfed in
a mist, still travelling at a rate of knots.
Almost at once appointed rock looms out of the mist ahead of them. Erik
flings himself at the steering oar, and everyone is thrown about as the
ship veers wildly and just misses the rock, only to see another looming
up ahead of them. The ship veers again, as a third rock looms ahead.
This time Sven has grabbed a coil of rope, and as they pass the third
rock, he throws it like a lasso over the rock. Loki and Keitel leap to
grab the rope just as the rope goes taut and the ship comes to a
lurching stop, anchored by the rope, but still swaying and buffeted in
the racing waters. Those on board shout to each other, soaked to the
skin. It is difficult to make out what they are shouting.
LOKI Help!
AUD What are you doing?
LOKI What d'you think? Help! Somebody help us!
SVEN Shut up!
LOKI (pointing at Aud) She wants to kill us!
KEITEL She wants to take us over the Edge of the World!
AUD You want to get to Asgaard, don't you?
LOKI How do we know this is the way?
ERIK (shouting) We blew the Horn Resounding.
LOKI (screaming and pointing an accusing finger at Aud) SHE blew the Horn
Resounding.
KEITEL (shouting) Don't you see, Erik! She wants revenge!
ERIK What are you talking about?
LOKI (to Keitel) Shut up!
KEITEL She knows it was our fault!
LOKI Keep your mouth shut, Keitel!
KEITEL No! It's YOU, Loki! I should never have listened to you!
Loki looks around desperately.
LOKI You've lost your mind.
KEITEL We came to stop you waking the Gods, Erik! But I didn't want
anyone to get hurt!
LOKI You fool!
Suddenly Loki produces his stiletto and leaps onto Keitel, stabbing at
him.
LOKI I should have got rid of you long ago!
KEITEL Like you got rid of Snorri!
Erik tries to separate them.
AUD No! No! We are in the spell of the Horn! Hatred will destroy
us.
ERIK That's right!
For a split second Erik is distracted. He looks across at Aud and for a
moment he sees Freya standing there.
FREYA Once you are in the spell of the Horn, hatred will destroy
you...
Then it is Aud once more. But in that split second Loki has stabbed
Erik.
ERIK Arrgh!
Erik staggers back clutching his arm. Keitel gives a roar of rage, and
picks Loki up bodily and hurls him out of the boat into the maelstrom.
The other Vikings look on aghast. Keitel turns on them
KEITEL He killed Snorri! He caused the land of Hy-Brasil to sink! SHE
knew!
AUD I didn't know!
KEITEL Now she wants to send us over the Edge of the World!
AUD How else d'you think we're going to get to Asgaard?
The Vikings look at each other amidst the roaring waters and the thick
spray. Erik holds his bleeding arm and looks at Aud. Should he trust
her or not? Suddenly he turns on the others.
ERIK (shouting above the din) Do YOU know the way to Asgaard, Keitel
Blacksmith?
Keitel shakes his head.
ERIK Do YOU know the way to Asgaard, Sven?
Sven shakes his head.
ERIK There is one road before us, and that leads over the Edge of
the World.
Harald sits up as he returns to consciousness.
HARALD There IS no Edge of the World.
Sven's dad bonks him again. Erik takes the rope and begins paying it
out. With grim faces the Vikings turn and face towards the roaring of
the waters, as Erik edge the ship further into the mist. The noise is
deafening. It would be almost impossible to hear any voice above it.
The faces of the Vikings betray their fear as they find themselves
emerging from out of the mist at the Edge of the World. They gape as
they find themselves confronted by a Waterfall of Seas - stretching on
either side of them - as far as the eye can see - water falling and
plunging over the lip of the world. And in front of them - the blue sky
continues on down and down until it shades into blackness strewn with
stars beneath their feet...
Sven, Sven's dad and Keitel edge to the prow and gasp.
AUD No! Don'T look over the Edge!
Erik lets out a little more rope, until the ship is protruding over the
edge. Sven, his dad and Keitel peer over the side, and stare down into
the abyss. They gasp. From above we see the prow of GOLDEN DRAGON and
the backs of the Vikings' heads in plain view against a backdrop of
stars below them.
ERIK Let me see!
Aud holds him back.
AUD No. Don't look... The abyss will suck away your strength.
ERIK I MUST look! Keitel! Hold this!
Erik turns to see Sven and Keitel trembling... They hold onto the sides
of the ship but their legs can barely support them.
SVEN There is nothing we can do...
SVEN'S DAD Helpless...
Keitel start to laugh.
KEITEL Ha ha... I believed Loki... I believed I had a duty to
blacksmiths! Ha ha ha!
Keitel laughs a little hysterically. Aud turns urgently to Erik.
AUD YOU still want to go to Asgaard?
ERIK Of course.
AUD Do you believe I love you?
ERIK I... but I...
AUD You don't have to love me. Just: do you believe I love YOU?
ERIK Yes - I believe you do.
AUD Then let go!
Erik hesitates, then he decides to believe in Aud. He throws the rope
away. At once the ship shoots off over the Edge of the World into
space... Everything seems to slow down, as the longship drops down and
down... the ship twists slowly as it drops.... round and round. The
Vikings gaze about them in wonder, as they find their ship if falling
in silence amongst the stars. Harald comes to once again.
HARALD I'm still seeing stars.
Keitel looks round at him.
KEITEL We're ALL seeing stars.
HARALD No! I was hit on the head.
The longship falls and falls through the star-strewn space until it
softly lands in a white wilderness.
On the deck the Vikings are huddles up, covered with rime-frost. It
seems as if they have been lying there half-frozen for some time.
Perhaps the entire adventure has all been a dream, and they have been
stuck in the Arctic pack-ice the whole time. The hallucinations of men
near to death.
Aud tries to wake Erik.
AUD Don't sleep... wake... Look!
Erik opens his eyes and, for an instant, he sees Helga. He blinks and
realizes it is Aud who is calling him back to consciousness. Suddenly
coloured lights begin to play to his face.
ERIK Bi-Frost... The Rainbow Bridge.
Above them the Aurora Borealis stretches up, magnificent and awesome in
the sky. Erik makes his way through the other Vikings.
ERIK Wake up!
The others slowly begin to rouse themselves from their icy slumber and
sit up, awed by the sight.
KEITEL (whispering) Are we dead?
VIKINGS The Rainbow Bridge.
They all peer up at the ever-changing colours of the Aurora Borealis,
hanging in the sky above them like organ-pipes. But something is
happening. The lights begin to fade to reveal a magical city on a
mountain. The Vikings realize that this is journey's end.... they have
reached Asgaard... the City of the Gods. The Vikings all catch their
breaths and gaze in awe.
ERIK Asgaard!
HARALD MISSIONARY Where?
SVEN'S DAD Up there, you fathead.
HARALD MISSIONARY Up WHERE?
Harald look round quizzically at the others. It is clear that he can
see nothing.
ERIK Look! It's real.
Harald looks around at the others.
HARALD Hallucinations are real.
It's no use; Harald can see nothing. The Vikings, transfixed by the
sight of their fabled home of the Gods, rise to their feet. Aud
whispers to Erik.
AUD The second note.
ERIK The second not to wake the Gods...
Erik kneels in front of the Horn.
AUD Gently...
Erik blows... a soft gentle note... He takes his mouth away, and smiles
at Aud. Once again the Horn stars to vibrate and the note gets
louder... the ship starts to vibrate... louder and louder...
The whole landscape starts to vibrate... louder and louder grows the
not until even the stars in the sky are vibrating and then a magical
thing starts to happen... The note fades as one by one the shimmering
stars start to fall out of the night sky... they fall like silver
snow... until the ship... the Vikings... Asgaard... the whole landscape
is covered in sparkling dust... then in the ensuing silence the first
light begins to glow in the Halls of Asgaard... then another... and
another... Erik stares as is bewitched and slowly begins to climb out
of GOLDEN DRAGON.... but Aud tries to pull him back.
AUD Erik! You've done what you came to do!
ERIK Not quite...
Aud looks at him.
AUD Blow the third note! The note to take us home!
ERIK There is something I must ash the Gods...
AUD No living man has ever set foot in the Halls of Asgaard... The
Gods will never let you return.
Erik looks at her... for a moment... But he knows he has no choice.
SVEN I came to find my grandfather.
ERIK I have to go...
AUD Then I shall come too.
ERIK (stares at her) No... no..
AUD I don'T want to live WITHOUT you.
ERIK But, Aud... I... I came to find someone...
Aud is about to say "Her?", but she bites the word back and looks down
at the ground.
ERIK I'm sorry, Aud... I really am.
Aud kisses Erik, who then turns and climbs out of GOLDEN DRAGON
and sets off across the ice. Sven follows.
SVEN'S DAD Wait for me! I'll be dead soon anyway...
KEITEL You can't go without me!
They follow. Even Harald Missionary starts to follow.
HARALD Where are they all going?
AUD Aren't you afraid?
HARALD Oh... There's nothing for ME to be afraid OF.
Harald smiles and sets off after the others. Aud follows. The stars
have fallen to form a shining, winding pathway up to the City of the
Gods. This is what the Vikings head for.
Between them and the Citadel strange huge forms rise up. The Vikings
approach and find the vast skeletons of the slain giants. The Vikings
are but tiny gnat-sized figures wending their way between the vast
figures.
They climb the stairway-path of stars, up the winding road and
eventually fins themselves outside the massive doors of Asgaard.
ERIK Valhalla...
Sven turns on Harald.
SVEN There! It's real! It's solid! Now do you believe us?
He pats the wall of Valhalla - the Great Hall. Harald reaches out, but
his hand goes right through the wall.
HARALD There isn't anything.
Harald Missionary walks straight through the wall and disappears from
sight. The Vikings gasp, and run up to feel the point where he
disappeared. The door is perfectly solid to them, and they jump pout of
their skins as Harald suddenly reappears again.
HARALD You're having me on, aren't you?
ERIK It's Valhalla - where the warriors slain in battle go.
AUD It doesn't exist for him.
SVEN'S DAD He's just s cynic.
At this moment there is a creak and the great doors mysteriously swing
open. As if mesmerized, the Vikings enter the Halls of Asgaard. The
door slams behind them. They spin round, but the doors have vanished...
No man has ever entered the Halls of Asgaard and left alive...
Erik slowly starts to cross the vast floor looking around him as he
does so. One by one the other Vikings follow. After a while Erik stops.
ERIK Listen!
The Vikings listen. They hear the sound of children laughing and
shouting. Erik and his men follow through the columns towards a pool of
light. The scene that greets their eyes is not at all what they had
been prepared for.
Valhalla is not full of the warriors slain in battle, quaffing mead on
the ale-bench and reliving old battles - it is, instead full of
children romping, laughing, shouting, quarrelling and playing games...
chess, fencing... dice... tag, etc., around a wide hearth fire.
Women are cooking and doing other housewifely things... weaving, making
bread, etc. It is a thoroughly domestic scene. Suddenly one of them
turns at Erik. It is Helga, whom Erik accidentally killed in Scene One.
She is once again kneading dough. She has a red stain under her breast.
HELGA Oh good! It's Mr Wonderful!
Erik leaps to her side.
ERIK I've come to take you back to the land of the living.
HELGA What a stupid idea.
ERIK (mortally hurt) Why?
HELGA What's the point of being dead in the land of the living?
ERIK I'll ask the Gods to give you life again!
Helga looks at Erik very sceptically. She obviously thinks he doesn't
know what he's talking about. Aud reacts. Erik takes Helga's hand - and
gets covered in dough.
HELGA Have you tried to ask the God for anything?
ERIK Well... no...
HARALD MISSIONARY Who is he talking to?
AUD Sh!
HELGA Odin!
One of the children, throwing pennies against the wall, looks round.
CHILD ODIN I'm busy.
The Vikings are recovering from their surprise.
VIKINGS Odin?
HELGA (getting back to her kneating) He's busy.
ERIK Is THAT Odin?
HELGA You'll have to wait till he's finished his game.
ERIK (shouting across) Odin!
Odin leaves his game and saunters towards Erik.
ERIK We have come from the world of Midgard...
The child whom Odin is playing with points his hammer at the ground
near Erik and a lightning bolt zaps into it. Erik jumps.
CHILD-THOR Clear off.
ODIN No, wait, Thor.
ERIK You must help us.
ODIN We don't HAVE to help anybody.
ERIK Fenrir the Wolf covers the sun - men fight and kill each other
the whole time.
ODIN Why should WE care?
ERIK Because... you're... you're the Gods....
ODIN So?
ERIK Bring the Age of Ragnarok to an end and stop all this fighting
and bloodshed.
Harald looks around at the Vikings in increasing desperation.
HARALD This is ridiculous.
VIKINGS Sh!
HARALD Right!
The other Child-Gods have stopped playing around now and are watching
Erik and Odin.
ODIN Erik the Viking! The things you seek are not in our power. We
don't make men love each other or hate each other.
ERIK But you're the Gods!
ODIN Look... Erik...
Odin whistles. The other children look over their shoulders. From out
of the darkness of the perimeter of the Hall, shadows emerge... shadows
that, as they shuffle and stumble into the light, reveal themselves to
be the heroes that the Vikings had expected to find in Valhalla. But
they are not hale and hearty giants quaffing mead and reliving their
great battles... they are, in fact, a sorry lot... the slain-in-battle
still bearing the hideous deformities of their fatal wounds. Most have
a sword or an axe buried in some part of their anatomy. One has been
cleft in twain...
The Vikings react to this grisly gathering as more and more of them
emerge from the shadows. They gasp as they notice Snorri, Ivar,
Thorfinn, Loki and Leif the Lucky.
ERIK Snorri! Ivar!
HARALD Here we are standing on a bare mountain top talking to thin
air.
We notice that Harald's cloak is being blown about as if he were indeed
on a bare mountain top. The other's cloaks are still. Sven's dad is
gazing across at one horribly mutilated specimen.
SVEN'S DAD Dad!
KEITEL (disbelievingly) How can you tell?
SVEN'S DAD I'll never forget him! The BASTARD!
Sven reacts. Sven's dad starts to go berserk.
SVEN'S DAD He drove me mad!
SVEN Easy, Dad!
SVEN'S DAD All his "you'll never be a Berserk if you lose your temper"...
SVEN Dad!
SVEN'S DAD I hate you! I hate you!
Sven's dad collapses against Sven and Sven comforts him,
understandingly. A figure emerges from the throng of dead. It is
Thorfinn. Sven looks up at him.
THORFINN You won, Sven.
LOKI What right have YOU to try and stop men fighting, Erik the
Viking? There is glory in battle. There are riches to be made
and won...
KEITEL Made by YOU, Loki!
LOKI By YOU - Keitel Blacksmith! Don't you know, Erik, that is why
he went with you? Ragnarok was good for his business...
KEITEL It's not my business any more!
Suddenly there is a howl... a bitter howl that echoes above and around
the Halls of Asgaard and that gets more distant and more distant.
Everyone (including the dead heroes and the Gods) freezes and looks up,
listening. Perhaps we cut away to the boiling sky as it resolves itself
into the shape of a wolf that snarls and slinks away. Odin turns to
Erik as the howling recedes.
ODIN Fenrir the Wolf has gone, Erik. But will men cease fighting
each other? THAT is not in our power...
Odin starts to laugh. All the other children start to laugh... so do
the dead heroes. Erik and his men look round uneasily.
ERIK I have one more request before we return...
Erik turns towards Helga, who is still standing at her trough of dough
with her arms up to her elbows in flour. Aud watches Erik with sadness
in her heart.
ODIN Return? You have set your foot in the Halls of Asgaard, Erik.
You cannot return.
Aud looks round to see how the others react. It is as she had feared.
Erik pales. The blood drains from the other's faces. Aud whispers
something to Harald. Harald looks at her blankly.
AUD (whispering) PLEASE!
HARALD But you're all imagining this... whatever it is.
AUD (earnestly) You're the only one who can. PLEASE.
Harald look around at the dumbfounded Vikings. Then he shrugs and
wanders off, disappearing through the closed doors of Valhalla.
ERIK You mean... we must stay here forever?
As he says this Erik's eyes turn again towards Helga. He is clearly
thinking at least there are compensations... Odin, however, is laughing
again.
ODIN Stay HERE? Ha ha! This is Valhalla. This is reserved for those
slain-in-battle.
HORRIBLY SLAIN WARRIOR (grinning cheerfully) Yeah! We're the LUCKY ones!
A HORRIBLY SLAIN FRIEND OF HIS Yeah. It's much better than dying of old age.
The ghastly and dismembered dead warriors all chortle no end at the
dismay written on the face of Erik and his men. At the same time there
is a grinding, winching sound. All those around the hearth-place fall
back as a vast grating is winched up from out of the flames. The
Vikings look at each other.
ODIN For YOU there is only the Pit of Hel!
As Odin says this there is a roaring sound and the flames and smoke are
suddenly reversed and as the roaring increases the flames are sucked
down altogether to reveal the black Pit of Hel itself. And now the Pit
is sucking the Vikings into it... their hair blows... they try to
withstand the force that is drawing them towards the abyss... The Gods
look on in some amusement. But some of the dead are concerned.
SVEN'S GRANDFATHER Son! My son!
SVEN'S DAD Get lost!
SVEN Dad! Grandfather!
Sven tries to reconcile his father and grandfather, but it's no use. He
is sucked towards the Pit.
VIKINGS Help!
ERIK (to Helga) I tried to save you!
HELGA Why should you care?
ERIK I don't know! I just did!
Erik can no longer withstand the force that is sucking him down to the
Pit of Hel. Suddenly, however, Snorri has leapt from the ranks of the
dead. He grabs Erik and tries to stop him sliding towards the Pit of
Hel. But it's no good.
ERIK No! Let go, Snorri!
SNORRI I've got you!
ERIK You'll be sucked down too!
SNORRI No! Arrgh!
Meanwhile, Ivar and Thorfinn and Leif the Lucky have also leapt forward
to save their comrades. They put up a fantastic struggle but
remorselessly they are all sucked down.
VIKINGS Aagh!
The Vikings clutch at the stone floor, their fingers trace blood as
they try to cling on... but to no avail. The first are already toppling
into the Pit.
VIKINGS Noooh!
VIKINGS Ah!
And the rest - including Aud - soon follow.
The mouth of the Pit of Hel, through which the Vikings are now tumbling
higgledy-piggledy, is a round white disc set in the unutterable
blackness of the pit. However, as the Vikings free-fall slowly towards
camera, they are lit up by a faint, reddish glow from below. They are
staring, wild-eyed and screaming as they fall. As they fall, Erik
manages to smash his axe into the side of the Pit. Thorfinn grabs his
leg and holds onto Sven's foot. Leif clutches at Sven's belt. Sven's
dad hangs onto Sven's foot. Ivar clutches Thorfinn's foot. Erik
clutches Ivar's leg and Aud clutches Erik's. They dangle like this for
some seconds, and look fearfully beneath them. Then they can see the
Infernal Regions of flame and molten lava... somehow suggesting the
face of a huge and sinister creature. No wonder they're scared out of
their wits.
Meanwhile, Odin and Thor appear at the top of the Pit and look down
with mild amusement. Thor casually points his hammer and a streak of
lightning zaps Erik's axe. It instantly glows red hot. Erik screams.
Suddenly we hear a new sound - a long, high, sweet note.
AUD Listen! LISTEN! The third note!
But it's no good. Erik has to let go of the red-hot axe. Everyone
screams as they start to plunge down towards the Pit of Hel.
Cut to GOLDEN DRAGON. Harald Missionary is blowing the Horn Resounding.
HARALD MISSIONARY (to himself) I want to go home... Oooh!
Suddenly GOLDEN DRAGON, the Horn Resounding and Harald Missionary shoot
up into the air and disappear from sight.
Cut back to the Pit of Hel. The Vikings are looking down as they fall
- they are still scared but gradually start laughing... laughing as
they fall down and down and down until they fall out of sight.
We are left with a blackness and just the white disc of the mouth of
the Pit of Hel above, until the disc changes magically into the moon.
There is a series of splashes.
The note begins to fade and the camera slowly pans down to reveal the
Vikings all fallen into the duck pond back at Ravensfjord. They are
laughing and whooping and splashing each other.
ERIK I don't believe it... Ha ha ha! It brought us HOME!
LEIF But who BLEW it?
IVAR Oh! Who cares? We're HOME!
THORFINN Mum! Dad!
SVEN We're back!
Sven embraces his father and dances him around with joy.
ALL Yo hoo! We're here! We're...
Suddenly the joy drains from their faces and they each gape in horror.
What is it they see?
We cut to see that out of the huts the women and children and old men
are emerging - but they are anything but happy. In fact they are all
bound and gagged. Behind them emerge the sinister figures of Halfdan
the Black, Gisli and maybe half a dozen armed men. Halfdan and his
cronies no longer look sleek and self-assured. They are haggard and
desperate. Their faces are streaked with dirt and sweat, and their
clothes are torn and soiled. They have clearly been going through a
lean time, since Ragnarok ended, and have descended on the village for
revenge and for whatever plunder they can find. They have a few
sackfuls of booty with them. They herd the women, children and old men
into a pathetic huddle in the middle of the village. Halfdan is
spitting evil and hatred.
HALFDAN Throw down your weapons - or we shoot the children first.
Erik hesitates... The others look at him. What choice have they?
Reluctantly, Erik throws his weapons into the pond. The others follow
suit. Halfdan watches. His men stand around him in a tight group with
their backs to each other.
HALFDAN Good... Good... Right, now we'll just shoot the children
anyway...
Erik is paralysed. What can they do? Half Halfdan's men are aiming
their crossbows at Erik and his comrades, and half are aiming at the
women and children. They raise the crossbows to shoot. Their fingers
tighten on the triggers.
Suddenly there is a scream from above.
HARALD Look out below!
Everyone looks up and, amazingly, out of the sky falls GOLDEN DRAGON
and lands fair and square on top of Halfdan and his gang, squashing
them flat. Harald Missionary staggers blearily from the wreckage.
GRIMHILD HOUSEWIFE Harald!
She rushes to Harald, while the Vikings rush to release their loved
ones. Great celebrations all round.
IVAR Look!
They all turn and see the sun rising. The villagers gasp in wonder.
They've never seen the sun before. Erik looks around and sees Thorfinn
and Sven with their arms round each other. Aud looks up as Erik smiles
at he and holds her to him. Then they all turn and gaze at the
spectacle of the sun returning to the world.
And thats not all